After owning and reviewing hundreds of sex toys, it’s amazing just how many have faded into the abyss of mediocrity. Some toys, on the other hand, stand out as unforgettable. Below, I’ve compiled a loooong list of my top picks for several sex toy categories. As I continue to encounter new favourites, this list will be updated. Enjoy!
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- Best clitoral vibrators
- Best wand vibrators
- Best g-spot sex toys
- Best suction sex toys
- Best male masturbator sleeves
- Best dildos (realistic)
- Best dildos (unrealistic) – coming soon
- Best partner toys – coming soon
- Other must-have items
Best Clitoral Vibrators
#1. We-Vibe Tango
After almost three years, the We-Vibe Tango remains my #1 favourite clitoral vibe. It’s still the strongest bullet vibrator on the market. It’s rechargeable, waterproof, rumbly, and is ideal for firm, pin-point stimulation. Couldn’t live without my Tango….
Read my full review here or get it at one of the following stores:
Lovehoney USA ($79 USD and 1-year return policy)
Lovehoney UK (£54.99 GBP and 1-year return policy)
Lovehoney Canada ($89 CAD and 1-year return policy)
Lovehoney AU ($94 AUD and 1 year return policy)
Lovehoney EU (€79 and 1-year return policy)
#2. We-Vibe Touch
The We-Vibe Touch is the We-Vibe Tango’s cuddlier cousin. It still houses that same strong, rumbly motor, but its silicone exterior softens the vibrations somewhat, allowing it to be used by those who don’t need that sheer, firm power. If you like a softer touch, and don’t need absolute pin-point stimulation, this might be your best bet.
Read my full review here or purchase from one of the following:
Lovehoney USA ($99 USD and 1-year return policy) Lovehoney UK (£74 GBP and 1-year return policy) Lovehoney Canada ($109 CAD and 1-year return policy) Lovehoney AU ($119 AUD and 1-year return policy) Lovehoney EU (€99 and 1-year return policy)#3. FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager
This was a surprise favourite this year. While the FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Massager isn’t as rumbly as the We-Vibe Tango, it’s still strong, half the price, and offers many of the same features (waterproof, rechargeable, pin-point). Thanks to its long battery shelf-life, I don’t need to recharge it very often, which makes it a reliable go-to during spontaneous play sessions. If it was expensive, this toy wouldn’t have made my list, but that low price-point makes this one of my most recommended clitoral vibes.
Read my full review here and pick it up at:
Peepshow Toys ($40 plus coupon code RUBY to get 10% off)
Best Wand Vibrators
#1. Doxy Die Cast
It’s hard to imagine a wand ever dethroning the Doxy Die Cast as my favourite wand vibrator. It’s super rumbly, super strong, and comes in stunning, glittering colours! It’s also as sturdy as a tank in its die-cast body. Despite its strength, it’s quieter than many wand-style vibes out there. A total powerhouse.
Read my full review here and pick it up at one of the following:
Betty’s Toy Box ($199 USD) Lovehoney Canada ($309 CAD and 1-year return policy) Lovehoney AU ($269 AUD and 1-year return policy) Lovehoney EU (€195 and 1-year return policy)#2. Magic Wand Rechargeable
The Magic Wand Rechargeable is another fantastic wand vibratory. It’s not as pretty as the Doxy Die Cast, and I don’t think it’s quite as rumbly, but it’s rechargeable/cordless, which is amazing and rare for strong wand vibes! For those of you who enjoyed the original magic wand (Hitachi), rest assured that this version is just as strong and also has a bodysafe silicone head.
Read my full review of the Magic Wand Rechargeable here and pick up at:
Peepshow Toys ($124 USD and 10% off with coupon code RUBY)
#3. Sola Sync
I never formally reviewed the Sola Sync. It was gifted to me last year and it secretly became one of my most-used sex toys. It’s not nearly as rumbly as the Doxy Die Cast or the Magic Wand Rechargeable, but it’s pretty damn strong. Its true appeal, though, is that it has a smaller head than many wands, allowing it to be more pin-point. Its battery also lasts ages when not in use, meaning you can chuck it in your drawer and forget about it until the day you suddenly need an emergency vibe. Simple to clean because it’s waterproof. Also remote-controlled and rechargeable/cordless!
Pick it up at:
Peepshow Toys ($123 USD and 10% off with coupon code RUBY)
SheVibe ($139 USD)
Best G-spot Sex Toys
#1. njoy Pure Wand
The G-spot benefits from firm pressure and a bulbous shape. Enter the njoy Pure Wand: a stainless-steel dildo absolutely famous in the sex blogging world for its uncanny ability to deliver G-spot orgasms. The njoy Pure Wand is intense. Its shape makes it very easy to experience not-kidding-around pleasure, and its dual-ended body means that you can warm up slowly on a smaller sphere before graduating to the larger end. I love my njoy Pure Wand and think it’s the best G-spot-focused toy currently on the market.
Read my review here and pick up the njoy Pure Wand at the following:
Peepshow Toys ($110 USD and 10% off with coupon code RUBY) Lovehoney Canada ($179 CAD and 1-year return policy) Lovehoney AU ($199 AUD and 1-year return policy) Lovehoney EU (€139 and 1-year return policy)#2. L’Amourose Prism V
Pictured here is the L’Amourose Prism VII, a fantastic vibrator with deep, rumbly vibrations and a lovely bulbous, curved shape for G-spot stimulation. It only has one flaw: that stubby little rabbit arm, designed for clitoral use, is useless. Fortunately, L’Amourose released a similar model that’s doesn’t have this arm: the Prism V.
Read my full review of the Prism VII or pick up the Prism V at one of the following:
Lovehoney USA ($124 USD and 1-year return policy) Lovehoney UK (£94 GBP and 1-year return policy) Lovehoney Canada ($174 CAD and 1-year return policy) Lovehoney AU ($174 AUD and 1-year return policy) Lovehoney EU (€129 and 1-year return policy)#3. Jopen Comet II
The Jopen Comet II was my first serious dedicated G-spot product. While I wasn’t a fan of the vibration strength, I fell in love with that bulbous, spherical head. If you can’t quite budget for the njoy Pure Wand, the Comet II is a slightly cheaper alternative.
Read my full review here or purchase from one of the following:
Peepshow Toys ($71.70 USD when you use coupon code RUBY) SheVibe ($79 USD)Best Suction Sex Toys
#1. Womanizer Pro40
This is a short list because the Womanizer Pro40 stands above all the suction-based toys I’ve tried. For those of you who haven’t seen these before, toys like the Womanizer Pro40 create a suction effect on the clitoris by using blasts of pulsating air. It’s a unique sensation and can deliver extremely quick orgasms. I found the Womanizer Pro40 to have the perfect combination of strength, quietness, and affordability. It’s also rechargeable and waterproof.
Read my full review here and and purchase from one of the stores below:
Peepshow Toys ($129 USD and 15% off with coupon code RUBYPRO40) Lovehoney Canada ($144 CAD and 1-year return policy) Lovehoney AU ($144 AUD and 1-year return policy) Lovehoney EU (€99 and 1-year return policy)Best Male Masturbator Sleeves
#1. Tenga Flip Hole series
The Tenga Flip Hole series is famous for its sleek design and variety of textures. Some models’ textures are subtle, but others (like the black and the white) are intense. The Tenga Flip Hole White is one of my partner’s favourite sleeves to date, and his definite favourite in terms of non-vibrating sleeves. It has a non-graphic, discreet design and it’s easy to maintain. More importantly, it’s comfortable to hold and it feels fantastic.
Read our full review here and purchase from one of the following:
SheVibe ($89 USD) Lovehoney Canada ($119 CAD and 1-year return policy) Lovehoney AU ($119 AUD and 1-year return policy) Lovehoney EU (€89 and 1-year return policy)#2. Tenga 3D series
If you can’t quite dish out the funds for a Tenga Flip Hole, there’s always the Tenga 3D series of male masturbators. They won’t last as long as a Flip Hole, but they’re still aestetically gorgeous and their lower price point means that you can experiment with a variety of textures before breaking the bank. I haven’t yet formally reviewed this item, but I bought the polygon model (pictured above) for my partner several months ago and he absolutely loved it. Easy to clean and has a discreet, museum-esque appearance!
To purchase any of the Tenga 3D male sleeves, head on over to:
SheVibe ($39 USD) Lovehoney UK (£32 GBP and 1-year return policy) Lovehoney Canada ($59 CAD and 1-year return policy)Best Dildo Sex Toys (realistic)
#1. RealDoll RealCock 2
The RealDoll RealCock 2 is the most realistic dildo I’ve ever reviewed. It has a dual-density moveable shaft, individual floating testicles, and incredible shading and detail. Also 100% silicone, which is of course mandatory for any realistic dildos. It is huge, though, so not for the faint of heart.
Read my full review here and purchase from the links below:
RealDoll USA ($499 USD and 5% off your whole purchase with coupon code MISSRUBY) RealDoll Canada ($695 CAD)#2. Vixen Creations VixSkin Bandit
The VixSkin Bandit by Vixen Creations is a lovely, squishy, dual-density silicone dildo. Available in a variety of skin tones, the VixSkin Bandit ended up being one of my favourite dildos of 2016. Though not as huge as the RealDoll RealCock2, the Bandit still feels pretty girthy and satisfies that realism craving.
Read my full review here and purchase below:
Peepshow Toys ($102 USD and 10% off with coupon code RUBY)
#3. Tantus Mark O2
The Tantus Mark 02 was the first high-quality dildo I purchased. It was one of my first silicone dildos and it was the absolute first realistic dildo. I fell in love immediately. It’s part of Tantus’ O2 line of dual-density toys, meaning there’s a firm inner core and a soft outer layer. It’s not ultra-realistic, rather more stylized, but it’s a good step in-between unrealistic and realistic. Available in light cream, tan, and brown.
Read my full review here and purchase below:
SheVibe ($89 USD)
Uberkinky (£55 GBP)
JOUJOU Au ($104 AUD and free shipping on orders $60+ with coupon code MISSRUBY)
Other must-have items
#1. Liberator Wedge
The Liberator Wedge changed sex for me. It turned missionary position from a gentle, cutesy position into a workout that delivered fierce pleasure. It does this by propping your pelvis up at just the right height, allowing your partner to reach deeper than is usually possible in missionary. This results in some solid AFE-zone stimulation (think tear-inducing pleasure). It’s also handy for other sex positions, but it’s an absolute MUST for missionary. Also available in plus-size. It may just look like a stuffed pillow, but that foam body has the ideal firmness and durability to hold you up. Mine still looks brand new. Machine washable colours.
Read my full review here and purchase from below:
SheVibe ($84 USD) Lovehoney USA ($89 USD and 1-year return policy) Lovehoney UK (£84 GBP and 1-year return policy) Lovehoney AU ($149 AUD and 1-year return policy) Lovehoney EU (€99 and 1-year return policy)#2. Sliquid lubricant
Sliquid quickly became my favourite personal lubricant. Their lubricants are high-quality, body-safe, and come in a wide variety of flavours and bases. For use with silicone toys, I recommend their waterbased Sliquid H2O line or one of the Sliquid Swirl flavours (I have Green Apple and it’s divine).
If you’re as lucky as I am, your local pharmacy will carry Sliquid. If not, try one of the shops below:
SheVibe ($6.99 USD and up) Lovehoney UK (£11 GBP) Lovehoney EU (€19)#3. Liberator Throe
The Liberator Fascinator Throe may look like an ordinary blanket, but it is so much more than that. An inner lining makes this blanket waterproof, allowing you to let loose without fear of damaging your bed, couch, carpet, etc. One side is satin and the other side is coated in a velvish, microfiber, or fluffy texture. They come in a wide variety of colours (from raging red to subtle brown), meaning they can blend in with your furniture if they have to. Totally washable and a go-to for saving beds from female ejaculate (squirting orgasms), semen, urine, and wine.
My review is upcoming, but for now you can purchase from one of the shops below:
Peepshow Toys (link pending) SheVibe ($89 USD and up)