The Hot Octopuss Pulse II Solo has become one of our favourite male sex toys. It’s the first male vibrator that actually works for him, and we love the versatility — being able to use it either flaccid or erect has added a new aspect of fun to our time with it.
It’s official. The Satisfyer Pro 2 is…well….satisfying.
This was one very frustrating toy.
I was first attracted to the ZINI Ran by its black and gold design — it’s a colour combination I’ve always loved, but it’s hard to find in the market. Combined with the bulbous head, it looked like a solid addition to my collection.
The Eroscillator is a weird looking thing. That’s not necessarily a bad thing…it certainly stands out in amongst my dildos and bullet vibes. And, thanks to its funny shape, I don’t think many people could recognize this as a sex toy unless they already owned one of these.
When I showed this to my partner, he asked, “can you brush your teeth with it?” (answer: no). And yes, it does remind me of an electric toothbrush, and it is an odd-shaped toy, but that’s okay — It’s actually a pretty neatly-designed clitoral stimulator.
I’m no stranger to the importance of Kegel exercises. But I suck at them, truly I do, which is probably why my vagina can’t yet crush boulders into fine sand (I’m working on it though). I struggle with staying in the habit of doing something as tedious as consciously clenching my PC muscles every day. So, when I heard about Kegel balls, I rejoiced because, finally, I could exercise my PC muscles without having to think about every single conscious clench.
The Tenga Iroha Mini is a small palm-sized clitoral vibrator. It’s roughly shaped into a triangle. The bottom portion (blue) screws off to accommodate one AAA battery. The orange portion tapers to a soft tip to provide pinpoint stimulation. It’s elegant, aesthetically-pleasing, and remarkably discreet. Nothing about it screams “SEXY TIME” so you could get away with leaving this on your windowsill without it scandalizing your neighbors (though if you do manage to scandalize your neighbours, good on ya).
The FSoG Wickedly Tempting Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator has a very sleek, streamlined appearance. Asides from a few minor physical details, it holds very obvious similarities to the LELO Mia. The bullet vibe is made from ABS plastic. It’s divided in half by a bar that holds the (-) and (+) buttons. The vibe’s shorter end comes off to reveal a USB port that you plug into your computer for charging. The other end, the one you press against you, is a thin cylinder that tapers off to a soft point. The base has a flat surface so can stand upright. I have no complaints about the design.
Isn’t it cute? It looks like a happy little Easter egg. I kind of want to find a bird’s nest for it…
Siri sports the first shade of pink that I actually like on a sex toy. Generally speaking, if a sex toy is going to be pink, it’s going to be a loud HOT pink. But this is a soft, feminine, adorable pink. It reminds me of Easter egg hunts and strawberry ice-cream.