“In the name of the moon, I will punish you!”
Something different today: a beautifully crafted green monster dildo for fantastical fantasies.
I take my hat off to you, sir. Remarkably, appallingly, astoundingly, exceptionally bad.
Peepshow Toys now carries a new, exclusive range of Uberrime Splendid Gentleman Dildos in three different sizes and four lovely colours!
I can’t stop touching this one. It’s so smooshy!
The beloved Magic Wand Original got an upgrade! This one’s somewhere in the middle between the Magic Wand Original and the Magic Wand Rechargeable.
I’ve finally caved. I had to see what all the fuss is about.
This thing has so many features, it’s like an all-in-one wonder toy. So. Many. Features.
Well, Womanizer has upped its design game. Gone away is the old weird ear instrument-esque design (throwback to earlier models). Now, the Womanizer Liberty gives you touchless orgasms in a neat, pretty, polished little pod.
Another one bites the dust.