“In the name of the moon, I will punish you!”
Something different today: a beautifully crafted green monster dildo for fantastical fantasies.
Back again with another Uberrime creation! This time it’s the beautiful Uberrime Essential Gentleman, a smoother, harder, less textured dildo than the Splendid Gentleman I reviewed last week.
A new indie dildocrafter has been blowing through the sex toy industry for the last year or so: Uberrime. Stunning designs, platinum-cure silicone, and now even Peepshow Toys carries their products. The Uberrime Splendid Gentleman caught my eye with its stunning textured designs.
My new favourite stress reliever from SheVibe, the Fantasmic #NSFW Coloring Book, is the 5th installment of their adult-oriented coloring book line.
This dildo is modeled after a unicorn’s horn. And it’s rainbow-colored! Things can’t get more fun and sparkly.
This isn’t your usual standard phallic dildo.
When I use this fantasy dildo, my vagina is in a happy place.
Flint is an eyeful. There is just SO much to look at here, so much to touch, and so much to feel. It’s a texture-junkie’s dream. This dildo looks epic. I don’t know how else to word it.
Okay, okay… I’m not sure if you actually have to fantasize about a great big purple dinosaur while using it. But, if any of you secretly have a burning urge to do so, now is your time to shine.