When you’re used to companies boasting about their latest “new” technology, you kind of get cynical because rarely are new products truly revolutionary. But then I saw this toy at SheVibe: the UPRIZE AutoErecting Vibrating Dildo by Lovehoney. A bionic dildo? YES PLEASE.
Looky here! The self-thrusting magnificent invention that is Fun Factory’s Stronic line has broken into the realism market with the new Fun Factory Stronic Real.
Oh boy. Not a dildo for the faint of heart, the RealDoll RealCock 2 Rockwell (formerly the RealCock 2 DTF) is about as realistic as they come….
The RealDoll RealCock 2 Dirk is the most realistic dildo I’ve ever come across, both visually and sensation-wise. It sets itself apart with its moveable shaft, individual floating testicles, and incredible shading and detail.
Using the Bandit is like using a sexy cushioned phallic pillow. Okay that sounds terrible. But hear me out
The Tantus Sam is a monster of a dildo.
The Mustang Royale by Vixen Creations may look like an ordinary dildo. It isn’t.
Is it magical? Maybe.
Sometimes I feel like Tantus is the king of all dildo companies. Not a tyrannical king, no, but a good one that listens to its people’s needs and wants.
Because this dildo meets 4 things I needed and wanted: (1) It’s silicone; (2) It features dual density firmness; (3) It’s realistic; and (4) It has a foreskin! Thank you, King Tantus, thank you!
This dildo, thanks to the life-casting gods, gives you a dildo that’s not stereotypically handsome. The shaft bulges in some spots. The coronal ridge is kind of funky, straight where ridges are often round. The head is slightly asymmetrical. It has the overall effect of not looking particularly youthful, instead giving you impression that this dick is is worldly and experienced. Okay, maybe I’m getting ahead of myself and projecting too much onto it. But still. I love that this dildo isn’t aesthetically perfect. It’s interesting to look at.
The Vibrating Pack ‘n Play No. 2 is a dildo designed to be both a packer and a dildo. Meant to eliminate the need to carry around two separate products, this toy is theoretically soft enough to wear beneath clothes but hard enough for penetration.
I love that this dildo looks streamlined and neat. The Vibrating Pack ‘n Play No. 2 caught my eye because it has the same body as my much-loved Mark O2. Semi-realistic and stylized, this dildo sports a lightly-veined shaft and a shiny head.