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Review: Blush Real Nude Helio Silicone Suction Cup Dildo

January 14, 2018 by Miss Ruby 6 Comments

A picture of the Blush Real Nude Helio

When I got the LoveArc, I discovered I was in dire need of more suction cup dildos. Enter the Real Nude Helio by Blush: a dual-density, squishy, floppy stick of goodness.

Filed Under: Blush, Dildos, Dual Density, Favourites, O-ring compatible, Silicone, Suction Cup Tagged With: best, blush, blush novelties, bodysafe, dildo, dual density, o-ring, real nude, silicone, suction cup

Review: Blue Tea Time Porcelain Dildo by My Fucsia

December 3, 2017 by Miss Ruby 3 Comments

My Fucsia Blue Tea Time Dildo

I am a fervent lover of tea. I have a cup of English Breakfast tea at 6 am with breakfast, then again with elevenses, and then I need another one by afternoon tea. And then I get home and need twor three more cups before bed.

I am a tea drinker, okay, through and through. So when I saw this line of dildos, they spoke to me. Be still, my beating heart…

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Review: Exotic-Erotics Halfling

May 12, 2015 by Miss Ruby 21 Comments

I’ve racked my brain trying to decide what I love the most about the Exotic-Erotics Halfling. Is it the adorable flushed rosy head? Is it the thin flap of silicone where the shaft tapers into the balls? Is it those delicious veined textures? I don’t know. All I know is that I need one for every room in my house.

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Review: Kinky Monkey Black Harness

March 30, 2015 by Miss Ruby 8 Comments

This product is one of Kinky Monkey’s more standard harnesses. It’s has a clean, simple jock-style design.  A broad triangular backing base has a hole punched through it for a dildo. In front of the hole is an o-ring to support the dildo. This O-ring is not removable. I haven’t found a dildo that can fit perfectly between the harness backing and the O-ring, so the base of the dildo goes through the backing hole and sits directly against my skin unless I’m wearing underwear underneath.

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Review: Rosie Rees Rose Quartz Pleasure Wand

March 17, 2015 by Miss Ruby 19 Comments

I’ve never owned anything made from rose quartz, but I like it. This wand is very pretty: a small tip gently tapers wider until the other end. My wand is predominantly a beautiful soft pink colour, but it has flecks and streaks of white crystal weaved throughout it. The translucent quartz has been polished to a seamless glassy sheen, so it’s very smooth to the touch and there is nothing sharp or jagged about its body. The result? A very smooth and textureless surface throughout.

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Review: Pleasure Works First Mate

February 23, 2015 by Miss Ruby 20 Comments

I like this one. A lot. This is a stunning dildo. Right now my house is scattered with dildos, but the First Mate hasn’t left my desk between playtimes to be packed away or put away in my storage. It’s sexy to look at, which I feel is essential during playtime. It’s always great to be provided with visual stimulation while things are heating up.

Filed Under: Anal-safe, Dildos, Favourites, O-ring compatible, Pleasure Works, Realistic, Silicone Tagged With: cock, dildo, first mate, g-spot, good vibrations, pleasure works, pleasure works first mate, review, sex blog, sex toy, silicone

Review: Pleasure Works Admiral

February 14, 2015 by Miss Ruby 7 Comments

The Admiral. It’s a great name. Can you hear the seagulls? The waves lapping against the ship’s hull? The Admiral shouting orders to his crew of sweaty sailors? I love the idea of naming a dildo after a rank in the navy.  It immediately sparks my imagination….

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Review: Tantus Mark O2 Dildo

January 5, 2015 by Miss Ruby 19 Comments

Tantus Mark O2

When I first opened up Mark, it took me a while to stop squeezing it with my hand. It’s seriously fun to squeeze. Once I got used to this new-found squishy funtime, I got around to inserting it. Thanks to its super smooth surface, it slid in without a hitch with water-based lube. There was no pulling or catching on skin to speak of.  Best of all, it feels really realistic. Its head, though pronounced, didn’t scrape up painfully against my g-spot or hurt it in any way. Mark doesn’t hurt.

Filed Under: Anal-safe, Dildos, Dual Density, O-ring compatible, Realistic, Silicone, Tantus Tagged With: dildo, review, sex toy, Sex toy review, silicone, Tantus, Tantus Mark 02 Dildo

Review: Doc Johnson 6″ Realistic Platinum Vac-U-Lock Cock

January 5, 2015 by Miss Ruby 10 Comments

Who wouldn’t want an ultra-realistic schlong to hang on their wall? I sure do.

I wasn’t just drawn to Doc Johnson’s 6″ Realistic Platinum Vac-U-Lock Cock for its very long and concise name, but also for its detail. I mean: Wow. This is one detailed dildo.

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