I’ve racked my brain trying to decide what I love the most about the Exotic-Erotics Halfling. Is it the adorable flushed rosy head? Is it the thin flap of silicone where the shaft tapers into the balls? Is it those delicious veined textures? I don’t know. All I know is that I need one for every room in my house.
Isn’t it cute? It looks like a happy little Easter egg. I kind of want to find a bird’s nest for it…
Siri sports the first shade of pink that I actually like on a sex toy. Generally speaking, if a sex toy is going to be pink, it’s going to be a loud HOT pink. But this is a soft, feminine, adorable pink. It reminds me of Easter egg hunts and strawberry ice-cream.
This product loudly yells “I’m good quality” in your face. The 100% silicone is smooth and silky to the touch. The balls feel solid and unrelenting in your fist. I love the varying shades of grey. The white one is the lightest and it reminds me of a ping pong ball. The blackest is the heaviest and it feels very weighty in my fist. I love that all of the balls are the same size.
Okay, that’s it for me…I surrender to being totally and unequivocally hooked on Bad Dragon toys. David the Werewolf is, as it’s aptly named, modeled after a stylized representation of a fantasy werewolf. I’d never seen or bought a werewolf-style dildo before, so this was an exciting opportunity for me to explore them. I initially assumed that David would be lacking in detail and texture. Other Bad Dragon toys have scales and spikes and lines, and David looks relatively detail-less. But I was wrong. When you look closely, you realize that it’s covered in detail.
Faking an orgasm is like lying to your doctor and saying,“Yes, those pills worked” over and over again because you want them to feel like they’ve done a good job. When really, you’re not making them a better doctor. You’re teaching them bad practice. And you’re still sick.