When I got the LoveArc, I discovered I was in dire need of more suction cup dildos. Enter the Real Nude Helio by Blush: a dual-density, squishy, floppy stick of goodness.
I’ve racked my brain trying to decide what I love the most about the Exotic-Erotics Halfling. Is it the adorable flushed rosy head? Is it the thin flap of silicone where the shaft tapers into the balls? Is it those delicious veined textures? I don’t know. All I know is that I need one for every room in my house.
Isn’t it cute? It looks like a happy little Easter egg. I kind of want to find a bird’s nest for it…
Siri sports the first shade of pink that I actually like on a sex toy. Generally speaking, if a sex toy is going to be pink, it’s going to be a loud HOT pink. But this is a soft, feminine, adorable pink. It reminds me of Easter egg hunts and strawberry ice-cream.
Doesn’t the Tiger make your mouth water? Doesn’t it remind you of summertime strawberries and cherry lipstick and cold sugary drinks? It did for me, at first. Now it just reminds me of sex.
The Jopen Key Charms Lace is quite pretty. I usually don’t like this shade of hot pink, but this vibe manages to catch my eye all the same. It’s unique, and I have a penchant for unique things. This is the first clitoral vibe I own that is so distinctly textured with nubs. I really love the look of the spherical nubs and fish-net stripes that run up and down the vibe. Though this is strictly a clitoral vibe, Jopen did make a larger, insertable version called the Key Ceres Lace.
This product loudly yells “I’m good quality” in your face. The 100% silicone is smooth and silky to the touch. The balls feel solid and unrelenting in your fist. I love the varying shades of grey. The white one is the lightest and it reminds me of a ping pong ball. The blackest is the heaviest and it feels very weighty in my fist. I love that all of the balls are the same size.
I like this one. A lot. This is a stunning dildo. Right now my house is scattered with dildos, but the First Mate hasn’t left my desk between playtimes to be packed away or put away in my storage. It’s sexy to look at, which I feel is essential during playtime. It’s always great to be provided with visual stimulation while things are heating up.
While there’s always something cute and lovable about small vibrators, the LELO Smart Wand has given me a new appreciation for large vibrators. Large things are sexy, and there’s something deeply satisfying about holding this foot-long luxury vibe and thinking, “Yup…ALL of this is for my tiny clit.” It’s big, it’s weighty, and it’s hard to resist the temptation to brandish it like a club.
Okay, that’s it for me…I surrender to being totally and unequivocally hooked on Bad Dragon toys. David the Werewolf is, as it’s aptly named, modeled after a stylized representation of a fantasy werewolf. I’d never seen or bought a werewolf-style dildo before, so this was an exciting opportunity for me to explore them. I initially assumed that David would be lacking in detail and texture. Other Bad Dragon toys have scales and spikes and lines, and David looks relatively detail-less. But I was wrong. When you look closely, you realize that it’s covered in detail.