Okay, that’s it for me…I surrender to being totally and unequivocally hooked on Bad Dragon toys. David the Werewolf is, as it’s aptly named, modeled after a stylized representation of a fantasy werewolf. I’d never seen or bought a werewolf-style dildo before, so this was an exciting opportunity for me to explore them. I initially assumed that David would be lacking in detail and texture. Other Bad Dragon toys have scales and spikes and lines, and David looks relatively detail-less. But I was wrong. When you look closely, you realize that it’s covered in detail.
The Admiral. It’s a great name. Can you hear the seagulls? The waves lapping against the ship’s hull? The Admiral shouting orders to his crew of sweaty sailors? I love the idea of naming a dildo after a rank in the navy. It immediately sparks my imagination….
Bad Dragon’s Anthro Dragon is very pleasing to the eye. The curved shaft is propped up by a puffy balls base which means that this toy is safe for anal use but may not be compatible with all harnesses. Horizontal lines encircle the shaft and the balls, giving texture to the otherwise smooth surface. The head is an interesting piece of work; a bulging foreskin wraps around a thick coronal ridge, giving the shaft a definite jump in girth.
If you haven’t noticed, LELO Ella is beautiful, and it is one of the first toys I ever considered sexy in itself. Part of this comes from the design. Ella is classified as a dual-ended dildo. While the straight end is shaped for thrusting and warming up, the other end is designed specifically for the g-spot. It features a flattened tip and a (slightly bendable) hooked neck to curl around and come directly in contact with the g-spot. Ella isn’t motorized, but LELO does carry a vibrating version of Ella called Gigi. I was tempted to buy Gigi instead of Ella, but I eventually decided with (the decidedly less expensive) Ella so I could see if I even enjoy this curved g-spot stimulation.
When I first opened up Mark, it took me a while to stop squeezing it with my hand. It’s seriously fun to squeeze. Once I got used to this new-found squishy funtime, I got around to inserting it. Thanks to its super smooth surface, it slid in without a hitch with water-based lube. There was no pulling or catching on skin to speak of. Best of all, it feels really realistic. Its head, though pronounced, didn’t scrape up painfully against my g-spot or hurt it in any way. Mark doesn’t hurt.
Who wouldn’t want an ultra-realistic schlong to hang on their wall? I sure do.
I wasn’t just drawn to Doc Johnson’s 6″ Realistic Platinum Vac-U-Lock Cock for its very long and concise name, but also for its detail. I mean: Wow. This is one detailed dildo.