This isn’t your usual standard phallic dildo.
The Tantus Sam is a monster of a dildo.
It’s actually kind of hard to tell it’s a dildo if you don’t know what you’re looking for, actually, because its design is so simplistic and stylized. Basically just a tapered rod, this is one you could probably get away with leaving on your mantelpiece. It could, easily, be mistaken for a piece of stylized rock art. Straight, smooth, and inconspicuous.
Part of the reason I like this dildo so much is because it adds even more colour to my blog.
The Mustang Royale by Vixen Creations may look like an ordinary dildo. It isn’t.
Is it magical? Maybe.
I feel that every dildo should come on a stick.
When I use this fantasy dildo, my vagina is in a happy place.
Sometimes I feel like Tantus is the king of all dildo companies. Not a tyrannical king, no, but a good one that listens to its people’s needs and wants.
Because this dildo meets 4 things I needed and wanted: (1) It’s silicone; (2) It features dual density firmness; (3) It’s realistic; and (4) It has a foreskin! Thank you, King Tantus, thank you!
This dildo, thanks to the life-casting gods, gives you a dildo that’s not stereotypically handsome. The shaft bulges in some spots. The coronal ridge is kind of funky, straight where ridges are often round. The head is slightly asymmetrical. It has the overall effect of not looking particularly youthful, instead giving you impression that this dick is is worldly and experienced. Okay, maybe I’m getting ahead of myself and projecting too much onto it. But still. I love that this dildo isn’t aesthetically perfect. It’s interesting to look at.
The Crystal Twist Color Dildo securely belongs in my “Could Pass as Modern Art” box of sex toys. The shaft consists of 3 layers of spiraled glass, arriving at a triangular point at the head. At the bottom, the body of the dildo flares out to form an anal-safe base, complete with a Swarovski crystal.
The screw-like nature of this dildo makes it incompatible with thrusting. Instead, this design encourages you to twist the dildo in and out of your body. Yup, folks: this toy will literally screw you.