In this world, you can put sex toys into one of three categories. (1) Sex toys that don’t work for you at all. (2) Sex toys that don’t work at first, then feel better as you get used to them. and (3) Sex toys that make you want to weep from pleasure from the moment they touch you. For me, the Tantus Mikey falls into that last (3) category. From the very first session, and every session following, this dildo has rendered me into one of those helpless it-feels-too-good-I-can’t-feel-my-legs states.
Dildos
Review: Fun Factory Tiger Stub Dildo
Doesn’t the Tiger make your mouth water? Doesn’t it remind you of summertime strawberries and cherry lipstick and cold sugary drinks? It did for me, at first. Now it just reminds me of sex.
Review: Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand
The Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand is pretty. It consists of circles on a shaft, which doesn’t sound all-too amazing, but it all comes together well.
Technically a double-ended dildo, the wand features two options for penetration. On the one end lies a single bulb, narrow enough to be considered semi-realistic. The slightly-curved shaft is lined with six raised nobs for texture. The shaft grows slightly thicker as it reaches the two round bulbs that sit at the end of the shaft. These double-bulbs are larger and rounder than the bulb at the other end.
Review: Pleasure Works First Mate
I like this one. A lot. This is a stunning dildo. Right now my house is scattered with dildos, but the First Mate hasn’t left my desk between playtimes to be packed away or put away in my storage. It’s sexy to look at, which I feel is essential during playtime. It’s always great to be provided with visual stimulation while things are heating up.
Review: Pleasure Works Admiral
The Admiral. It’s a great name. Can you hear the seagulls? The waves lapping against the ship’s hull? The Admiral shouting orders to his crew of sweaty sailors? I love the idea of naming a dildo after a rank in the navy. It immediately sparks my imagination….
Review: LELO Ella
If you haven’t noticed, LELO Ella is beautiful, and it is one of the first toys I ever considered sexy in itself. Part of this comes from the design. Ella is classified as a dual-ended dildo. While the straight end is shaped for thrusting and warming up, the other end is designed specifically for the g-spot. It features a flattened tip and a (slightly bendable) hooked neck to curl around and come directly in contact with the g-spot. Ella isn’t motorized, but LELO does carry a vibrating version of Ella called Gigi. I was tempted to buy Gigi instead of Ella, but I eventually decided with (the decidedly less expensive) Ella so I could see if I even enjoy this curved g-spot stimulation.
Review: Tantus Mark O2 Dildo
When I first opened up Mark, it took me a while to stop squeezing it with my hand. It’s seriously fun to squeeze. Once I got used to this new-found squishy funtime, I got around to inserting it. Thanks to its super smooth surface, it slid in without a hitch with water-based lube. There was no pulling or catching on skin to speak of. Best of all, it feels really realistic. Its head, though pronounced, didn’t scrape up painfully against my g-spot or hurt it in any way. Mark doesn’t hurt.
Review: Doc Johnson 6″ Realistic Platinum Vac-U-Lock Cock
Who wouldn’t want an ultra-realistic schlong to hang on their wall? I sure do.
I wasn’t just drawn to Doc Johnson’s 6″ Realistic Platinum Vac-U-Lock Cock for its very long and concise name, but also for its detail. I mean: Wow. This is one detailed dildo.