I’ve racked my brain trying to decide what I love the most about the Exotic-Erotics Halfling. Is it the adorable flushed rosy head? Is it the thin flap of silicone where the shaft tapers into the balls? Is it those delicious veined textures? I don’t know. All I know is that I need one for every room in my house.
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Review: Blush Serendipity Euphorabliss
The Serendipity Euphorabliss has an extremely simple crab-claw design. Shaft. Clitoral ear. Handle. Done.
One thing I like about the design is that the whole vibe (but especially the tip of the shaft and the clitoral arm) is fairly squishy. Not very squishy, but there’s definitely some give to it when you press into it with your finger. Also, the clitoral arm is really flexible! It can be bent far backwards towards the handle at a larger than 90-degree angle, which is something I’ve never seen in a rabbit vibe.
Review: Tantus Mikey O2
In this world, you can put sex toys into one of three categories. (1) Sex toys that don’t work for you at all. (2) Sex toys that don’t work at first, then feel better as you get used to them. and (3) Sex toys that make you want to weep from pleasure from the moment they touch you. For me, the Tantus Mikey falls into that last (3) category. From the very first session, and every session following, this dildo has rendered me into one of those helpless it-feels-too-good-I-can’t-feel-my-legs states.
Review: Blush Luxe G Rabbit Plush Stroker Vibrator
The G Rabbit Plush is, as its aptly named, a rabbit vibrator. A long pink shaft (meant for vaginal use) is coupled with a smaller arm for simultaneous clitoral stimulation. The shaft curves up suddenly towards the tip to hone in on your g-spot. Part of the 5-inch insertable length consists of the “plunger” like section, which is hollow inside to allow for the shaft’s movement.
What really stands out about this rabbit vibrator is the way the shaft moves. It kind of rotates and thrusts at the same time.
Review: LELO Ina Wave
I love both rabbit vibes and being fingered, so obviously this was a no-brainer for me: I had to try the Ina Wave out. I’m always on the hunt for a perfect rabbit vibrator because I love dual stimulation, and I was instantly curious about rabbit stimulation combined with a fingering motion.
Review: Fun Factory Tiger Stub Dildo
Doesn’t the Tiger make your mouth water? Doesn’t it remind you of summertime strawberries and cherry lipstick and cold sugary drinks? It did for me, at first. Now it just reminds me of sex.
Review: Pleasure Works First Mate
I like this one. A lot. This is a stunning dildo. Right now my house is scattered with dildos, but the First Mate hasn’t left my desk between playtimes to be packed away or put away in my storage. It’s sexy to look at, which I feel is essential during playtime. It’s always great to be provided with visual stimulation while things are heating up.
Review: Pleasure Works Admiral
The Admiral. It’s a great name. Can you hear the seagulls? The waves lapping against the ship’s hull? The Admiral shouting orders to his crew of sweaty sailors? I love the idea of naming a dildo after a rank in the navy. It immediately sparks my imagination….
Review: Tantus Mark O2 Dildo
When I first opened up Mark, it took me a while to stop squeezing it with my hand. It’s seriously fun to squeeze. Once I got used to this new-found squishy funtime, I got around to inserting it. Thanks to its super smooth surface, it slid in without a hitch with water-based lube. There was no pulling or catching on skin to speak of. Best of all, it feels really realistic. Its head, though pronounced, didn’t scrape up painfully against my g-spot or hurt it in any way. Mark doesn’t hurt.
Review: Doc Johnson 6″ Realistic Platinum Vac-U-Lock Cock
Who wouldn’t want an ultra-realistic schlong to hang on their wall? I sure do.
I wasn’t just drawn to Doc Johnson’s 6″ Realistic Platinum Vac-U-Lock Cock for its very long and concise name, but also for its detail. I mean: Wow. This is one detailed dildo.