Jade is a stunning material for these eggs. A beautiful light forest green makes up the body of each egg, but that green is covered by darker natural striations in the rock. The rock is polished to a smooth surface. It isn’t polished to a glassy state, but I love the end result: it’s soft and smooth and texture-less.
Review: Fifty Shades of Grey Beyond Aroused Kegel Balls Set
This product loudly yells “I’m good quality” in your face. The 100% silicone is smooth and silky to the touch. The balls feel solid and unrelenting in your fist. I love the varying shades of grey. The white one is the lightest and it reminds me of a ping pong ball. The blackest is the heaviest and it feels very weighty in my fist. I love that all of the balls are the same size.
A Misunderstanding With My Clitoris
It was basically all a misunderstanding between my clitoris and I. It’s kind of hilarious, really, in a sad sort of way. For years, I couldn’t manage an orgasm using my hands. When I first started having orgasms, it was via a showerhead. Yes, a showerhead. As in, those telephone-style hand-held things that you unhook from the bracket on the shower wall and set to high-speed jet/massage mode. And then move it between your legs and point it at your clitoris. I’d have to squat down close to the bathtub floor, because my legs would shake and thrash and threaten to undermine me if I kept standing.