Reviews

Review: Blush Luxe G Rabbit Plush Stroker Vibrator

April 20, 2015 by Miss Ruby 21 Comments

The G Rabbit Plush is, as its aptly named, a rabbit vibrator. A long pink shaft (meant for vaginal use) is coupled with a smaller arm for simultaneous clitoral stimulation. The shaft curves up suddenly towards the tip to hone in on your g-spot. Part of the 5-inch insertable length consists of the “plunger” like section, which is hollow inside to allow for the shaft’s movement.

What really stands out about this rabbit vibrator is the way the shaft moves. It kind of rotates and thrusts at the same time.

Review: LELO Ina Wave

April 14, 2015 by Miss Ruby 29 Comments

I love both rabbit vibes and being fingered, so obviously this was a no-brainer for me: I had to try the Ina Wave out. I’m always on the hunt for a perfect rabbit vibrator because I love dual stimulation, and I was instantly curious about rabbit stimulation combined with a fingering motion.

Review: Fifty Shades of Grey Wickedly Tempting Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator

April 6, 2015 by Miss Ruby 8 Comments

The FSoG Wickedly Tempting Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator has a very sleek, streamlined appearance. Asides from a few minor physical details, it holds very obvious similarities to the LELO Mia. The bullet vibe is made from ABS plastic. It’s divided in half by a bar that holds the (-) and (+) buttons. The vibe’s shorter end comes off to reveal a USB port that you plug into your computer for charging. The other end, the one you press against you, is a thin cylinder that tapers off to a soft point. The base has a flat surface so can stand upright. I have no complaints about the design.

Review: LELO Siri

March 31, 2015 by Miss Ruby 18 Comments

Isn’t it cute? It looks like a happy little Easter egg. I kind of want to find a bird’s nest for it…

Siri sports the first shade of pink that I actually like on a sex toy. Generally speaking, if a sex toy is going to be pink, it’s going to be a loud HOT pink. But this is a soft, feminine, adorable pink. It reminds me of Easter egg hunts and strawberry ice-cream.

Review: Kinky Monkey Black Harness

March 30, 2015 by Miss Ruby 8 Comments

This product is one of Kinky Monkey’s more standard harnesses. It’s has a clean, simple jock-style design. A broad triangular backing base has a hole punched through it for a dildo. In front of the hole is an o-ring to support the dildo. This O-ring is not removable. I haven’t found a dildo that can fit perfectly between the harness backing and the O-ring, so the base of the dildo goes through the backing hole and sits directly against my skin unless I’m wearing underwear underneath.

Review: Fun Factory Tiger Stub Dildo

March 24, 2015 by Miss Ruby 23 Comments

Doesn’t the Tiger make your mouth water? Doesn’t it remind you of summertime strawberries and cherry lipstick and cold sugary drinks? It did for me, at first. Now it just reminds me of sex.

Review: Jopen Key Charms Lace Vibe

March 23, 2015 by Miss Ruby 17 Comments

The Jopen Key Charms Lace is quite pretty. I usually don’t like this shade of hot pink, but this vibe manages to catch my eye all the same. It’s unique, and I have a penchant for unique things. This is the first clitoral vibe I own that is so distinctly textured with nubs. I really love the look of the spherical nubs and fish-net stripes that run up and down the vibe. Though this is strictly a clitoral vibe, Jopen did make a larger, insertable version called the Key Ceres Lace.

Review: Rosie Rees Rose Quartz Pleasure Wand

March 17, 2015 by Miss Ruby 19 Comments

I’ve never owned anything made from rose quartz, but I like it. This wand is very pretty: a small tip gently tapers wider until the other end. My wand is predominantly a beautiful soft pink colour, but it has flecks and streaks of white crystal weaved throughout it. The translucent quartz has been polished to a seamless glassy sheen, so it’s very smooth to the touch and there is nothing sharp or jagged about its body. The result? A very smooth and textureless surface throughout.

Review: Rosie Rees Jade Eggs

March 16, 2015 by Miss Ruby 19 Comments

Jade is a stunning material for these eggs. A beautiful light forest green makes up the body of each egg, but that green is covered by darker natural striations in the rock. The rock is polished to a smooth surface. It isn’t polished to a glassy state, but I love the end result: it’s soft and smooth and texture-less.

Review: Liberator Wedge

March 10, 2015 by Miss Ruby 42 Comments

My partner and I have used it every single time since getting it. Every. Single. Time. The wedge adds a fun spin on the sex positions that I’ve used for so many years. In a way, it transforms all my favourite positions. It makes them feel new and novel, as if I’m discovering them all over again. Not only that, but sex — specifically sex in missionary position — feels better. I’m not sure if I’ll be able to go back to having sex without this. This is a must-purchase.