This product is one of Kinky Monkey’s more standard harnesses. It’s has a clean, simple jock-style design. A broad triangular backing base has a hole punched through it for a dildo. In front of the hole is an o-ring to support the dildo. This O-ring is not removable. I haven’t found a dildo that can fit perfectly between the harness backing and the O-ring, so the base of the dildo goes through the backing hole and sits directly against my skin unless I’m wearing underwear underneath.
The Jopen Key Charms Lace is quite pretty. I usually don’t like this shade of hot pink, but this vibe manages to catch my eye all the same. It’s unique, and I have a penchant for unique things. This is the first clitoral vibe I own that is so distinctly textured with nubs. I really love the look of the spherical nubs and fish-net stripes that run up and down the vibe. Though this is strictly a clitoral vibe, Jopen did make a larger, insertable version called the Key Ceres Lace.
Jade is a stunning material for these eggs. A beautiful light forest green makes up the body of each egg, but that green is covered by darker natural striations in the rock. The rock is polished to a smooth surface. It isn’t polished to a glassy state, but I love the end result: it’s soft and smooth and texture-less.
My partner and I have used it every single time since getting it. Every. Single. Time. The wedge adds a fun spin on the sex positions that I’ve used for so many years. In a way, it transforms all my favourite positions. It makes them feel new and novel, as if I’m discovering them all over again. Not only that, but sex — specifically sex in missionary position — feels better. I’m not sure if I’ll be able to go back to having sex without this. This is a must-purchase.
I like this one. A lot. This is a stunning dildo. Right now my house is scattered with dildos, but the First Mate hasn’t left my desk between playtimes to be packed away or put away in my storage. It’s sexy to look at, which I feel is essential during playtime. It’s always great to be provided with visual stimulation while things are heating up.
If you haven’t noticed, LELO Ella is beautiful, and it is one of the first toys I ever considered sexy in itself. Part of this comes from the design. Ella is classified as a dual-ended dildo. While the straight end is shaped for thrusting and warming up, the other end is designed specifically for the g-spot. It features a flattened tip and a (slightly bendable) hooked neck to curl around and come directly in contact with the g-spot. Ella isn’t motorized, but LELO does carry a vibrating version of Ella called Gigi. I was tempted to buy Gigi instead of Ella, but I eventually decided with (the decidedly less expensive) Ella so I could see if I even enjoy this curved g-spot stimulation.
I never use this toy. I find it buzzy. My clit gets numb. G-spot wise, it feels nice, but good G-spot stimulation doesn’t need to cost $150. A lot of bloggers LOVE this toy though. Some don’t like it, but many are crazy about it. So I definitely recommend that you check out some of the other reviews out there. But for me, it’s merely a buzzy disappointment.
The Comet II is pretty. Very pretty. If you like your toys to have a certain vibrancy and life, I suggest the robin blue. The body of the Comet II is made from a silky silicone. It’s not the sticky, lint-magnet silicone you find in some products. It’s the soft, velvety, run-your-cheeks-all-over-it silicone. The handle is made from a shiny ABS plastic. The Comet’s core is also made from ABS, which helps to keep the overall weight down (which is heaven on your wrists come play time).
The Tango doesn’t seek to impress with any stunning design or appearance. It doesn’t need to. The Tango is a small, quaint little object. I say quaint because the shade of blue is so cute, so nondescript, so unassuming. When I held it in my hand for the first time, it was so underwhelming that I wondered how something so ordinary-looking could get such good reviews. But the Tango is one of my favourites.
When I first opened up Mark, it took me a while to stop squeezing it with my hand. It’s seriously fun to squeeze. Once I got used to this new-found squishy funtime, I got around to inserting it. Thanks to its super smooth surface, it slid in without a hitch with water-based lube. There was no pulling or catching on skin to speak of. Best of all, it feels really realistic. Its head, though pronounced, didn’t scrape up painfully against my g-spot or hurt it in any way. Mark doesn’t hurt.