If you haven’t noticed, LELO Ella is beautiful, and it is one of the first toys I ever considered sexy in itself. Part of this comes from the design. Ella is classified as a dual-ended dildo. While the straight end is shaped for thrusting and warming up, the other end is designed specifically for the g-spot. It features a flattened tip and a (slightly bendable) hooked neck to curl around and come directly in contact with the g-spot. Ella isn’t motorized, but LELO does carry a vibrating version of Ella called Gigi. I was tempted to buy Gigi instead of Ella, but I eventually decided with (the decidedly less expensive) Ella so I could see if I even enjoy this curved g-spot stimulation.
This toy grabbed my eye by its simple design. It offers no frills. It’s simply a dark grey ring with a bullet vibrator. I also like that it is both silicone and waterproof. I tried submerging it in water several times to test this out and it still works.
I never use this toy. I find it buzzy. My clit gets numb. G-spot wise, it feels nice, but good G-spot stimulation doesn’t need to cost $150. A lot of bloggers LOVE this toy though. Some don’t like it, but many are crazy about it. So I definitely recommend that you check out some of the other reviews out there. But for me, it’s merely a buzzy disappointment.
The Comet II is pretty. Very pretty. If you like your toys to have a certain vibrancy and life, I suggest the robin blue. The body of the Comet II is made from a silky silicone. It’s not the sticky, lint-magnet silicone you find in some products. It’s the soft, velvety, run-your-cheeks-all-over-it silicone. The handle is made from a shiny ABS plastic. The Comet’s core is also made from ABS, which helps to keep the overall weight down (which is heaven on your wrists come play time).
The Tango doesn’t seek to impress with any stunning design or appearance. It doesn’t need to. The Tango is a small, quaint little object. I say quaint because the shade of blue is so cute, so nondescript, so unassuming. When I held it in my hand for the first time, it was so underwhelming that I wondered how something so ordinary-looking could get such good reviews. But the Tango is one of my favourites.
When I first opened up Mark, it took me a while to stop squeezing it with my hand. It’s seriously fun to squeeze. Once I got used to this new-found squishy funtime, I got around to inserting it. Thanks to its super smooth surface, it slid in without a hitch with water-based lube. There was no pulling or catching on skin to speak of. Best of all, it feels really realistic. Its head, though pronounced, didn’t scrape up painfully against my g-spot or hurt it in any way. Mark doesn’t hurt.
Who wouldn’t want an ultra-realistic schlong to hang on their wall? I sure do.
I wasn’t just drawn to Doc Johnson’s 6″ Realistic Platinum Vac-U-Lock Cock for its very long and concise name, but also for its detail. I mean: Wow. This is one detailed dildo.
This is a small, silicone, dual-vibrator to be used during PIV sex, and I was really excited to try it out. It’s waterproof, rechargeable, has 6 vibration modes and comes with a remote-control. Its silicone finish isn’t velvety, unfortunately, but a rather sticky texture. This means that it’s hard to keep dust and hair off of it, especially if you have pets in the house. From the marketing, it sounded like I’d be getting what a high-end rabbit can give me while having amazing sex with my boyfriend. What could go wrong, right?
I don’t generally use non-silicone vibrators, but this vibe looked like a decent impulse purchase. The Luxe Rejuvenate Vibe from California Exotic Novelties is inexpensive and pretty, two things that get me every time.
So lets get to it, shall we?
Initially, I was really excited about the PicoBong Mahana vibe. The Mahana stood out among the never-ending rows and columns of clit vibrators on the online sex toy store. Clit and g-spot stimulation, at once? Always a good thing, amiright?
Maybe not always.