This is an effective set of Kegel exercisers for advanced users.
It’s actually kind of hard to tell it’s a dildo if you don’t know what you’re looking for, actually, because its design is so simplistic and stylized. Basically just a tapered rod, this is one you could probably get away with leaving on your mantelpiece. It could, easily, be mistaken for a piece of stylized rock art. Straight, smooth, and inconspicuous.
This nephrite jade is so dark, so opaque, that I can barely distinguish the colour green. At first glance, it looks like a warm black. Under pure white light outside, however, you can see that it’s a deep, rich, green.