It’s actually kind of hard to tell it’s a dildo if you don’t know what you’re looking for, actually, because its design is so simplistic and stylized. Basically just a tapered rod, this is one you could probably get away with leaving on your mantelpiece. It could, easily, be mistaken for a piece of stylized rock art. Straight, smooth, and inconspicuous.
By Type
Review: Maia Astral D3 Dildo
Part of the reason I like this dildo so much is because it adds even more colour to my blog.
Review: Pleasure Works Silicone Pop Tops
The Pleasure Works Silicone Pop Tops seem to have been made especially for me. They’re a set of 100% silicone attachments for the vinyl Magic Wand Original’s head. They slip over the Magic Wand’s head (and, indeed, any wand that’ll fit it), proving you with a non-porous and totally hygienic experience.
Review: Vixen Mustang Royale Dildo
The Mustang Royale by Vixen Creations may look like an ordinary dildo. It isn’t.
Is it magical? Maybe.
Review: Tantus Goddess Handle
I feel that every dildo should come on a stick.
Review: Leaf Life+ Vibrator
When you’re not using this as a vibrator, it can totally double up as a prosthetic purple tongue.
Review: Tantus Vibrating Velvet Harness
The Tantus Vibrating Velvet Harness is Tantus’ basic starter strap-on harness. Marketed towards beginners, this O-ring harness follows a jock type design. Does it feel like a luxurious fancy harness? No, but it works well and it’s inexpensive…
Review: Lovehoney Dream Rabbit Silicone Vibrator
There are some things I really like about this vibrator, and there are some things that I’m just not satisfied with.
Review: Tails and Portholes Male Nereid Dildo
When I use this fantasy dildo, my vagina is in a happy place.
Review: Polar Jade Medium Nephrite Jade Egg
This nephrite jade is so dark, so opaque, that I can barely distinguish the colour green. At first glance, it looks like a warm black. Under pure white light outside, however, you can see that it’s a deep, rich, green.