The FSoG Wickedly Tempting Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator has a very sleek, streamlined appearance. Asides from a few minor physical details, it holds very obvious similarities to the LELO Mia. The bullet vibe is made from ABS plastic. It’s divided in half by a bar that holds the (-) and (+) buttons. The vibe’s shorter end comes off to reveal a USB port that you plug into your computer for charging. The other end, the one you press against you, is a thin cylinder that tapers off to a soft point. The base has a flat surface so can stand upright. I have no complaints about the design.
Isn’t it cute? It looks like a happy little Easter egg. I kind of want to find a bird’s nest for it…
Siri sports the first shade of pink that I actually like on a sex toy. Generally speaking, if a sex toy is going to be pink, it’s going to be a loud HOT pink. But this is a soft, feminine, adorable pink. It reminds me of Easter egg hunts and strawberry ice-cream.
This product is one of Kinky Monkey’s more standard harnesses. It’s has a clean, simple jock-style design. A broad triangular backing base has a hole punched through it for a dildo. In front of the hole is an o-ring to support the dildo. This O-ring is not removable. I haven’t found a dildo that can fit perfectly between the harness backing and the O-ring, so the base of the dildo goes through the backing hole and sits directly against my skin unless I’m wearing underwear underneath.
Doesn’t the Tiger make your mouth water? Doesn’t it remind you of summertime strawberries and cherry lipstick and cold sugary drinks? It did for me, at first. Now it just reminds me of sex.
The Jopen Key Charms Lace is quite pretty. I usually don’t like this shade of hot pink, but this vibe manages to catch my eye all the same. It’s unique, and I have a penchant for unique things. This is the first clitoral vibe I own that is so distinctly textured with nubs. I really love the look of the spherical nubs and fish-net stripes that run up and down the vibe. Though this is strictly a clitoral vibe, Jopen did make a larger, insertable version called the Key Ceres Lace.
My partner and I have used it every single time since getting it. Every. Single. Time. The wedge adds a fun spin on the sex positions that I’ve used for so many years. In a way, it transforms all my favourite positions. It makes them feel new and novel, as if I’m discovering them all over again. Not only that, but sex — specifically sex in missionary position — feels better. I’m not sure if I’ll be able to go back to having sex without this. This is a must-purchase.
This product loudly yells “I’m good quality” in your face. The 100% silicone is smooth and silky to the touch. The balls feel solid and unrelenting in your fist. I love the varying shades of grey. The white one is the lightest and it reminds me of a ping pong ball. The blackest is the heaviest and it feels very weighty in my fist. I love that all of the balls are the same size.
I find that, when my partner has thrust inside of me, the vibe does actually feel better because he causes the vibe to press up firmly against my clitoris. This of course will not happen outside of missionary position, so this may not be the best choice this if your favorite position is something else. I think this vibe can be quite handy if your partner has a large stomach. During missionary sex, your partner’s belly can get in the way of you accessing your clitoris with your hands or larger vibrators, so this vibe offers a tidy option for such circumstances.
The Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand is pretty. It consists of circles on a shaft, which doesn’t sound all-too amazing, but it all comes together well.
Technically a double-ended dildo, the wand features two options for penetration. On the one end lies a single bulb, narrow enough to be considered semi-realistic. The slightly-curved shaft is lined with six raised nobs for texture. The shaft grows slightly thicker as it reaches the two round bulbs that sit at the end of the shaft. These double-bulbs are larger and rounder than the bulb at the other end.
I like this one. A lot. This is a stunning dildo. Right now my house is scattered with dildos, but the First Mate hasn’t left my desk between playtimes to be packed away or put away in my storage. It’s sexy to look at, which I feel is essential during playtime. It’s always great to be provided with visual stimulation while things are heating up.