Reviews

Review: Hot Octopuss Queen Bee

December 10, 2017 by Miss Ruby 2 Comments

The Hot Octopuss Queen Bee is an odd looking sex toy. When you pick it up, you have the strongest, strangest feeling that it’s designed for styling hair. Read on for my Hot Octopuss Queen Bee review!

Review: Blue Tea Time Porcelain Dildo by My Fucsia

December 3, 2017 by Miss Ruby 3 Comments

I am a fervent lover of tea. I have a cup of English Breakfast tea at 6 am with breakfast, then again with elevenses, and then I need another one by afternoon tea. And then I get home and need twor three more cups before bed.

I am a tea drinker, okay, through and through. So when I saw this line of dildos, they spoke to me. Be still, my beating heart…

Review: Zalo Baby Star Bullet Vibrator

November 19, 2017 by Miss Ruby 4 Comments

I don’t generally use the word adorable with sex toys, but it definitely applies here. Just look at it. Small, beanlike, and whimsical, the Zalo Baby Star Bullet Vibrator is the stuff of fairytales. Read on for my Zalo Baby Star Bullet review!

Review: LoveArc Dildo Harness & Wand Harness

November 12, 2017 by Miss Ruby 4 Comments

Both of these harnesses are super useful! The Dildo Harness ensures I can use practically any dildo, not just suction cup dildos, and the Wand Harness lets me enjoy dual stimulation and hands-free orgasms.

Review: LoveArc Self Propelled Sex Machine

November 5, 2017 by Miss Ruby 11 Comments

Behold: the LoveArc. A self-propelled, quiet, portable sex machine.

Review: NU Sensuelle Joie

October 15, 2017 by Miss Ruby 1 Comment

On paper, the NU Sensuelle Joie sounds fantastic. It’s waterproof, rechargeable, pin-pointed, and silicone.

Update to Fun Factory Amor Review

October 8, 2017 by Miss Ruby 3 Comments

A little while ago, I reviewed the Fun Factory Amor in pink. Though I found the toy to be SUPER cute, I was irritated by its strange, gritty, uncomfortable surface. A few days after publishing the review, Fun Factory reached out to me to see if they could send me another Amor.