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Review: Blush Serendipity Euphorabliss

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The Serendipity Euphorabliss has an extremely simple crab-claw design. Shaft. Clitoral ear. Handle. Done.

One thing I like about the design is that the whole vibe (but especially the tip of the shaft and the clitoral arm) is fairly squishy. Not very squishy, but there’s definitely some give to it when you press into it with your finger. Also, the clitoral arm is really flexible! It can be bent far backwards towards the handle at a larger than 90-degree angle, which is something I’ve never seen in a rabbit vibe.

Review: Tenga Iroha Mini

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The Tenga Iroha Mini is a small palm-sized clitoral vibrator. It’s roughly shaped into a triangle. The bottom portion (blue) screws off to accommodate one AAA battery. The orange portion tapers to a soft tip to provide pinpoint stimulation. It’s elegant, aesthetically-pleasing, and remarkably discreet. Nothing about it screams “SEXY TIME” so you could get away with leaving this on your windowsill without it scandalizing your neighbors (though if you do manage to scandalize your neighbours, good on ya).

Review: Tantus Mikey O2

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In this world, you can put sex toys into one of three categories. (1) Sex toys that don’t work for you at all. (2) Sex toys that don’t work at first, then feel better as you get used to them. and (3) Sex toys that make you want to weep from pleasure from the moment they touch you. For me, the Tantus Mikey falls into that last (3) category. From the very first session, and every session following, this dildo has rendered me into one of those helpless it-feels-too-good-I-can’t-feel-my-legs states.

Review: Blush Luxe G Rabbit Plush Stroker Vibrator

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The G Rabbit Plush is, as its aptly named, a rabbit vibrator. A long pink shaft (meant for vaginal use) is coupled with a smaller arm for simultaneous clitoral stimulation. The shaft curves up suddenly towards the tip to hone in on your g-spot.  Part of the 5-inch insertable length consists of the “plunger” like section, which is hollow inside to allow for the shaft’s movement.

What really stands out about this rabbit vibrator is the way the shaft moves. It kind of rotates and thrusts at the same time.

Review: Fifty Shades of Grey Wickedly Tempting Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator

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The FSoG Wickedly Tempting Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator has a very sleek, streamlined appearance. Asides from a few minor physical details, it holds very obvious similarities to the LELO Mia. The bullet vibe is made from ABS plastic. It’s divided in half by a bar that holds the (-) and (+) buttons. The vibe’s shorter end comes off to reveal a USB port that you plug into your computer for charging. The other end, the one you press against you, is a thin cylinder that tapers off to a soft point. The base has a flat surface so can stand upright. I have no complaints about the design.

Review: LELO Siri

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Isn’t it cute? It looks like a happy little Easter egg. I kind of want to find a bird’s nest for it…

Siri sports the first shade of pink that I actually like on a sex toy. Generally speaking, if a sex toy is going to be pink, it’s going to be a loud HOT pink. But this is a soft, feminine, adorable pink. It reminds me of Easter egg hunts and strawberry ice-cream.

Review: Kinky Monkey Black Harness

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This product is one of Kinky Monkey’s more standard harnesses. It’s has a clean, simple jock-style design.  A broad triangular backing base has a hole punched through it for a dildo. In front of the hole is an o-ring to support the dildo. This O-ring is not removable. I haven’t found a dildo that can fit perfectly between the harness backing and the O-ring, so the base of the dildo goes through the backing hole and sits directly against my skin unless I’m wearing underwear underneath.

Review: Fun Factory Tiger Stub Dildo

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Doesn’t the Tiger make your mouth water? Doesn’t it remind you of summertime strawberries and cherry lipstick and cold sugary drinks? It did for me, at first. Now it just reminds me of sex.

Review: Jopen Key Charms Lace Vibe

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The Jopen Key Charms Lace is quite pretty. I usually don’t like this shade of hot pink, but this vibe manages to catch my eye all the same. It’s unique, and I have a penchant for unique things. This is the first clitoral vibe I own that is so distinctly textured with nubs. I really love the look of the spherical nubs and fish-net stripes that run up and down the vibe. Though this is strictly a clitoral vibe, Jopen did make a larger, insertable version called the Key Ceres Lace.