Finding Gems
I really like how versatile this set is is. Those adjustable straps let you turn your ordinary furniture into a playground, which is remarkably convenient. As far as restraint sets go, I think this was was a pretty perfect fit for my needs. Plus, this set is reeeeaaaally comfortable. My wrists and ankles feel like they’re snug in a pair of wrist and ankle warmers. The fuzzy underside of the cuffs make these very cozy. If you want to be in agony from your restraints, look elsewhere.
The Serendipity Euphorabliss has an extremely simple crab-claw design. Shaft. Clitoral ear. Handle. Done.
One thing I like about the design is that the whole vibe (but especially the tip of the shaft and the clitoral arm) is fairly squishy. Not very squishy, but there’s definitely some give to it when you press into it with your finger. Also, the clitoral arm is really flexible! It can be bent far backwards towards the handle at a larger than 90-degree angle, which is something I’ve never seen in a rabbit vibe.
The Tenga Iroha Mini is a small palm-sized clitoral vibrator. It’s roughly shaped into a triangle. The bottom portion (blue) screws off to accommodate one AAA battery. The orange portion tapers to a soft tip to provide pinpoint stimulation. It’s elegant, aesthetically-pleasing, and remarkably discreet. Nothing about it screams “SEXY TIME” so you could get away with leaving this on your windowsill without it scandalizing your neighbors (though if you do manage to scandalize your neighbours, good on ya).
In this world, you can put sex toys into one of three categories. (1) Sex toys that don’t work for you at all. (2) Sex toys that don’t work at first, then feel better as you get used to them. and (3) Sex toys that make you want to weep from pleasure from the moment they touch you. For me, the Tantus Mikey falls into that last (3) category. From the very first session, and every session following, this dildo has rendered me into one of those helpless it-feels-too-good-I-can’t-feel-my-legs states.
The G Rabbit Plush is, as its aptly named, a rabbit vibrator. A long pink shaft (meant for vaginal use) is coupled with a smaller arm for simultaneous clitoral stimulation. The shaft curves up suddenly towards the tip to hone in on your g-spot. Part of the 5-inch insertable length consists of the “plunger” like section, which is hollow inside to allow for the shaft’s movement.
What really stands out about this rabbit vibrator is the way the shaft moves. It kind of rotates and thrusts at the same time.
I love both rabbit vibes and being fingered, so obviously this was a no-brainer for me: I had to try the Ina Wave out. I’m always on the hunt for a perfect rabbit vibrator because I love dual stimulation, and I was instantly curious about rabbit stimulation combined with a fingering motion.
The FSoG Wickedly Tempting Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator has a very sleek, streamlined appearance. Asides from a few minor physical details, it holds very obvious similarities to the LELO Mia. The bullet vibe is made from ABS plastic. It’s divided in half by a bar that holds the (-) and (+) buttons. The vibe’s shorter end comes off to reveal a USB port that you plug into your computer for charging. The other end, the one you press against you, is a thin cylinder that tapers off to a soft point. The base has a flat surface so can stand upright. I have no complaints about the design.
Isn’t it cute? It looks like a happy little Easter egg. I kind of want to find a bird’s nest for it…
Siri sports the first shade of pink that I actually like on a sex toy. Generally speaking, if a sex toy is going to be pink, it’s going to be a loud HOT pink. But this is a soft, feminine, adorable pink. It reminds me of Easter egg hunts and strawberry ice-cream.
This product is one of Kinky Monkey’s more standard harnesses. It’s has a clean, simple jock-style design. A broad triangular backing base has a hole punched through it for a dildo. In front of the hole is an o-ring to support the dildo. This O-ring is not removable. I haven’t found a dildo that can fit perfectly between the harness backing and the O-ring, so the base of the dildo goes through the backing hole and sits directly against my skin unless I’m wearing underwear underneath.
Doesn’t the Tiger make your mouth water? Doesn’t it remind you of summertime strawberries and cherry lipstick and cold sugary drinks? It did for me, at first. Now it just reminds me of sex.
