Miss Ruby

Review: Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand

March 2, 2015 by Miss Ruby 16 Comments

The Fifty Shades of Grey Drive Me Crazy Glass Massage Wand is pretty. It consists of circles on a shaft, which doesn’t sound all-too amazing, but it all comes together well.

Technically a double-ended dildo, the wand features two options for penetration. On the one end lies a single bulb, narrow enough to be considered semi-realistic. The slightly-curved shaft is lined with six raised nobs for texture. The shaft grows slightly thicker as it reaches the two round bulbs that sit at the end of the shaft. These double-bulbs are larger and rounder than the bulb at the other end.

A Misunderstanding With My Clitoris

February 27, 2015 by Miss Ruby 29 Comments

It was basically all a misunderstanding between my clitoris and I. It’s kind of hilarious, really, in a sad sort of way. For years, I couldn’t manage an orgasm using my hands. When I first started having orgasms, it was via a showerhead. Yes, a showerhead. As in, those telephone-style hand-held things that you unhook from the bracket on the shower wall and set to high-speed jet/massage mode. And then move it between your legs and point it at your clitoris. I’d have to squat down close to the bathtub floor, because my legs would shake and thrash and threaten to undermine me if I kept standing.

Review: Pleasure Works First Mate

February 23, 2015 by Miss Ruby 20 Comments

I like this one. A lot. This is a stunning dildo. Right now my house is scattered with dildos, but the First Mate hasn’t left my desk between playtimes to be packed away or put away in my storage. It’s sexy to look at, which I feel is essential during playtime. It’s always great to be provided with visual stimulation while things are heating up.

Review: LELO Smart Wand (Large)

February 17, 2015 by Miss Ruby 23 Comments

While there’s always something cute and lovable about small vibrators, the LELO Smart Wand has given me a new appreciation for large vibrators. Large things are sexy, and there’s something deeply satisfying about holding this foot-long luxury vibe and thinking, “Yup…ALL of this is for my tiny clit.” It’s big, it’s weighty, and it’s hard to resist the temptation to brandish it like a club.

HedoVibes #79

February 17, 2015 by Miss Ruby

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Elust #67

February 17, 2015 by Miss Ruby

WELCOME TO ELUST #67 –

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Yes, Squirting is Real (And it’s not pee.)

These men make me SO angry

Still Kinky After All These Years

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When It Rains
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Review: Pleasure Works Admiral

February 14, 2015 by Miss Ruby 7 Comments

The Admiral. It’s a great name. Can you hear the seagulls? The waves lapping against the ship’s hull? The Admiral shouting orders to his crew of sweaty sailors? I love the idea of naming a dildo after a rank in the navy. It immediately sparks my imagination….

Review: Holistic Wisdom Sneaky Sack

February 12, 2015 by Miss Ruby 17 Comments

The Sneaky Sack is one of those items that anyone would love, including people not interested in hiding sex toys. It’s just so handy. It’s definitely not limited to people who specifically need to hide sex toys. That being said, it is pretty much perfect for people who have a small (or big) stash of sex toys that need to avoid prying eyes.

I Used to Fake Orgasms. This is Why I Stopped.

February 6, 2015 by Miss Ruby 16 Comments

Faking an orgasm is like lying to your doctor and saying,“Yes, those pills worked” over and over again because you want them to feel like they’ve done a good job. When really, you’re not making them a better doctor. You’re teaching them bad practice. And you’re still sick.

Review: LELO Ella

January 29, 2015 by Miss Ruby 22 Comments

If you haven’t noticed, LELO Ella is beautiful, and it is one of the first toys I ever considered sexy in itself. Part of this comes from the design. Ella is classified as a dual-ended dildo. While the straight end is shaped for thrusting and warming up, the other end is designed specifically for the g-spot. It features a flattened tip and a (slightly bendable) hooked neck to curl around and come directly in contact with the g-spot. Ella isn’t motorized, but LELO does carry a vibrating version of Ella called Gigi. I was tempted to buy Gigi instead of Ella, but I eventually decided with (the decidedly less expensive) Ella so I could see if I even enjoy this curved g-spot stimulation.