Okay, that’s it for me…I surrender to being totally and unequivocally hooked on Bad Dragon toys. David the Werewolf is, as it’s aptly named, modeled after a stylized representation of a fantasy werewolf. I’d never seen or bought a werewolf-style dildo before, so this was an exciting opportunity for me to explore them. I initially assumed that David would be lacking in detail and texture. Other Bad Dragon toys have scales and spikes and lines, and David looks relatively detail-less. But I was wrong. When you look closely, you realize that it’s covered in detail.
The Admiral. It’s a great name. Can you hear the seagulls? The waves lapping against the ship’s hull? The Admiral shouting orders to his crew of sweaty sailors? I love the idea of naming a dildo after a rank in the navy. It immediately sparks my imagination….
The Sneaky Sack is one of those items that anyone would love, including people not interested in hiding sex toys. It’s just so handy. It’s definitely not limited to people who specifically need to hide sex toys. That being said, it is pretty much perfect for people who have a small (or big) stash of sex toys that need to avoid prying eyes.
Bad Dragon’s Anthro Dragon is very pleasing to the eye. The curved shaft is propped up by a puffy balls base which means that this toy is safe for anal use but may not be compatible with all harnesses. Horizontal lines encircle the shaft and the balls, giving texture to the otherwise smooth surface. The head is an interesting piece of work; a bulging foreskin wraps around a thick coronal ridge, giving the shaft a definite jump in girth.
If you haven’t noticed, LELO Ella is beautiful, and it is one of the first toys I ever considered sexy in itself. Part of this comes from the design. Ella is classified as a dual-ended dildo. While the straight end is shaped for thrusting and warming up, the other end is designed specifically for the g-spot. It features a flattened tip and a (slightly bendable) hooked neck to curl around and come directly in contact with the g-spot. Ella isn’t motorized, but LELO does carry a vibrating version of Ella called Gigi. I was tempted to buy Gigi instead of Ella, but I eventually decided with (the decidedly less expensive) Ella so I could see if I even enjoy this curved g-spot stimulation.
Bad Dragon kindly included a full bottle of white Bad Dragon Cum Lube with my order for the Anthro Dragon. I was really excited to find this lube in the delivery box because it marks my first experience with a lube that resembles semen. . Packaged in 250 mL bottles, Cum Lube comes in two varieties: white and clear. Being water-based, Cum Lube can be safely used with any type of material, including silicone.
This toy grabbed my eye by its simple design. It offers no frills. It’s simply a dark grey ring with a bullet vibrator. I also like that it is both silicone and waterproof. I tried submerging it in water several times to test this out and it still works.
I never use this toy. I find it buzzy. My clit gets numb. G-spot wise, it feels nice, but good G-spot stimulation doesn’t need to cost $150. A lot of bloggers LOVE this toy though. Some don’t like it, but many are crazy about it. So I definitely recommend that you check out some of the other reviews out there. But for me, it’s merely a buzzy disappointment.
The Comet II is pretty. Very pretty. If you like your toys to have a certain vibrancy and life, I suggest the robin blue. The body of the Comet II is made from a silky silicone. It’s not the sticky, lint-magnet silicone you find in some products. It’s the soft, velvety, run-your-cheeks-all-over-it silicone. The handle is made from a shiny ABS plastic. The Comet’s core is also made from ABS, which helps to keep the overall weight down (which is heaven on your wrists come play time).
The Tango doesn’t seek to impress with any stunning design or appearance. It doesn’t need to. The Tango is a small, quaint little object. I say quaint because the shade of blue is so cute, so nondescript, so unassuming. When I held it in my hand for the first time, it was so underwhelming that I wondered how something so ordinary-looking could get such good reviews. But the Tango is one of my favourites.