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Review: Fleshjack Boys Spencer Reed’s Dildo

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This dildo, thanks to the life-casting gods, gives you a dildo that’s not stereotypically handsome. The shaft bulges in some spots. The coronal ridge is kind of funky, straight where ridges are often round. The head is slightly asymmetrical. It has the overall effect of not looking particularly youthful, instead giving you impression that this dick is is worldly and experienced. Okay, maybe I’m getting ahead of myself and projecting too much onto it. But still. I love that this dildo isn’t aesthetically perfect. It’s interesting to look at.

 

Review: Crystal Delights Crystal Twist Color Dildo

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The Crystal Twist Color Dildo  securely belongs in my “Could Pass as Modern Art” box of sex toys. The shaft consists of 3 layers of spiraled glass, arriving at a triangular point at the head. At the bottom, the body of the dildo flares out to form an anal-safe base, complete with a Swarovski crystal.

The screw-like nature of this dildo makes it incompatible with thrusting. Instead, this design encourages you to twist the dildo in and out of your body. Yup, folks: this toy will literally screw you.

Review: BS Atelier Alex Noise

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I requested this specific product because of its incredible splashes of color. It’s something I’ve never seen before. Set against a light blue base, Alex is spattered with red, dark blue, and yellow. There’s no logical pattern to these globs of colour, and I can easily imagine a BS Atelier employee happily pouring assorted colors in the silicone mix without much thought. The result is really stunning. Though most of the blobs are large, there’s several long strings and fine specs of color as well. It’s truly a work of art.

Review: Tantus Vibrating Pack ‘n Play No.2

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The Vibrating Pack ‘n Play No. 2 is a dildo designed to be both a packer and a dildo. Meant to eliminate the need to carry around two separate products, this toy is theoretically soft enough to wear beneath clothes but hard enough for penetration.

I love that this dildo looks streamlined and neat. The Vibrating Pack ‘n Play No. 2 caught my eye because it has the same body as my much-loved Mark O2. Semi-realistic and stylized, this dildo sports a lightly-veined shaft and a shiny head.

Review: Silvarus Double Drop Dildo

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I don’t know even where to… I feel so….Look at….MY NAME IS ON THE DILDO.

To be honest, I almost find it weird to call Silvarus’ creations “dildos” because they’re so much more that that. Looking at them, you can’t help but appreciate this artist’s craft. They’re art. They’re magical.

Review: Fleshjack Boys Pierre Fitch’s Dildo

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This dildo’s design can be summed up as “one stunning willy.” The dildo itself is crazily detailed because it’s a life cast (courtesy of male porn star, Pierre Fitch). I’ve never watched any of his porn, so I’m not best-buddies with his penis and I can’t tell you how accurate and true-to-life this dildo is. But I can tell/show you is the detail here is meticulous.