Using the Bandit is like using a sexy cushioned phallic pillow. Okay that sounds terrible. But hear me out
O-ring compatible
Review: Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Dildo
This dildo is modeled after a unicorn’s horn. And it’s rainbow-colored! Things can’t get more fun and sparkly.
Review: Tantus Sam O2 Dual Density Dildo
The Tantus Sam is a monster of a dildo.
Review: Maia Astral D3 Dildo
Part of the reason I like this dildo so much is because it adds even more colour to my blog.
Review: Vixen Mustang Royale
The Mustang Royale by Vixen Creations may look like an ordinary dildo. It isn’t.
Is it magical? Maybe.
Review: Tails and Portholes Male Nereid Dildo
When I use this fantasy dildo, my vagina is in a happy place.
Review: Tantus Uncut #1
Sometimes I feel like Tantus is the king of all dildo companies. Not a tyrannical king, no, but a good one that listens to its people’s needs and wants.
Because this dildo meets 4 things I needed and wanted: (1) It’s silicone; (2) It features dual density firmness; (3) It’s realistic; and (4) It has a foreskin! Thank you, King Tantus, thank you!
Review: BS Atelier Alex Noise Light Blue
I requested this specific product because of its incredible splashes of color. It’s something I’ve never seen before. Set against a light blue base, Alex is spattered with red, dark blue, and yellow. There’s no logical pattern to these globs of colour, and I can easily imagine a BS Atelier employee happily pouring assorted colors in the silicone mix without much thought. The result is really stunning. Though most of the blobs are large, there’s several long strings and fine specs of color as well. It’s truly a work of art.
Review: Tantus Vibrating Pack ‘n Play No.2
The Vibrating Pack ‘n Play No. 2 is a dildo designed to be both a packer and a dildo. Meant to eliminate the need to carry around two separate products, this toy is theoretically soft enough to wear beneath clothes but hard enough for penetration.
I love that this dildo looks streamlined and neat. The Vibrating Pack ‘n Play No. 2 caught my eye because it has the same body as my much-loved Mark O2. Semi-realistic and stylized, this dildo sports a lightly-veined shaft and a shiny head.
Review: Blush Real Nude Ergo
I had trouble deciding whether or not I should slot this review into my “realistic” feature category of toys. The Real Nude Ergo clearly resembles a penis. It has testicles. It has a head with some sort of coronal ridge. And it comes in this peachy skin tone as well as a darker skin tone. But the realism ends there.