Peepshow Toys now carries a new, exclusive range of Uberrime Splendid Gentleman Dildos in three different sizes and four lovely colours! Read on for my Uberrime Splendid Gentleman review!
Aren’t these just gorgeous?
Today, I’m showing off this Peepshow-exclusive collection of Uberrime Splendid Gentleman Dildos (available in small, medium, and large). These are beautiful, duel-density, semi-realistic dildos, that come in a range of pastel tones: pearl blue, pearl violet, pearl rose, and pearl green.
They’re all bodysafe, safe for anal use, O-rings strap-on compatible, and deliciously dual-density.
If this toy looks or sounds familiar, it’s because I’ve already reviewed the original Uberrime Splendid Gentleman (here). This was a different line and came in split-colours, but otherwise was the same as the medium version of these.
Uberrime Splendid Gentleman – Small
Above: The Small Uberrime Splendid Gentleman Dildo in Pearl Green
The Small Uberrime Splendid Gentleman Dildo is one of the smallest dual-density dildos I’ve come across:
- 1.6” head diameter
- 1.43” shaft diameter
- 5.25” insertable length
- 6” total length
In other words, it’s on the tiny scale (in terms of average dildos, not average penises), but it’s still definitely large enough for effective stimulation. The coronal ridge is still prominent, and its smaller size will make it a good option for those of you who prefer an easier, less full vaginal sensation, or you’re exploring anal penetration. For strap-on users, I’d recommend about an 1.5″ or 1.75″ O-ring.
I snagged this in Pearl Green, which in person is a gentle, refreshing, seafoam tone; it’s also available in three other pearl tones (blue, violet, and rose).
PROS of the Small Uberrime Splendid Gentleman:
- Easier to insert
- Good for those new to penetration (vaginal or anal)
- Small, but still pleasurable
- Lighter than the other models, making it easier to thrust (for those with mobility issues)
- Priced at $59 USD, which is really good for a bodysafe and dual-density dildo
CONS of the Small Uberrime Splendid Gentleman:
- Will be too small for size queens
Uberrime Splendid Gentleman – Medium
Above: The Medium Uberrime Splendid Gentleman Dildo in Pearl Blue
- 1.75” head diameter
- 1.6” shaft diameter
- 6″ insertable length
- 7″ total length
In other words, this is (very roughly) 15% longer than the Small model.
I grabbed this in the Pearl Blue colour, though it also comes in the others (pearl rose, pearl violet, and pearl green).
It also has more defined veins along the shaft, so the medium will get you more texture.
Above: The Medium Uberrime Splendid in Pearl Blue (left)
and the original Uberrime Splendid in Sapphire Blue to Pearl White (right)
This has the same dimensions as the original line of (non-exclusive) Splendid Gentlemans, which I reviewed here. You can see the colour differences in the image above. Despite it being the same shape/feel, the version featured in this post is $10 USD cheaper (which I’m guessing is because it’s the same colour tone throughout, rather than a mix of two silicone colours).
To be clear – the medium size version of this toy feels amazing. The combination of the size, coronal ridge, and squish is magical.
PROS of the Medium Uberrime Splendid Gentleman Dildo:
- Happy balance between small and large sizes
- More likely to satisfyer size queens
- Feels fantastic
- At $69 USD, it’s only $10 more than the Small version
CONS of the Medium Uberrime Splendid Gentleman Dildo:
- Won’t be large enough for die-hard size queens
Uberrime Splendid Gentleman – Large
Above: The Large Uberrime Splendid Gentleman Dildo in Pearl Red
Now we get to the Large Uberrime Splendid Gentleman Dildo, which is a megalithic beast of a toy. Not at all for the faint of heart, the Large size stands at a proud:
- 2.15″ head diameter
- 2″ shaft diameter
- 7.25″ insertable length
- 8″ total length
Texture wise, the veins wrapping around the shaft are as mild as in the Small version – not as defined as the Medium. But it makes up for that with a large bump just below the coronal ridge (i.e., representing gathered foreskin). That means your G-spot is getting a double whopper — two, great ridges to hit the G-spot. The Small and Medium also have this ridge, but they’re proportionately much smaller.
If you’re going to use this with a strap-on harness, you’ll want to try squeeze a 2″ O-ring on it.
PROS of the Large Uberrime Splendid Gentleman Dildo:
- Size queens: rejoice. This one is huge and will make you feel incredibly full
- Double ridges on the top side of the shaft (coronal ridge + foreskin) gives the G-spot twice the massage
CONS of the Large Uberrime Splendid Gentleman Dildo:
- Large size will make it a challenge for many, either vaginally or anally
- Doesn’t come in Pearl Green
- At $109 USD, it’s considerably more expensive than the Small and Medium
Packaging – Uberrime Splendid Gentleman
These drawstring bags, I hate to say, are some of the worst I’ve ever experienced. The insides are coated with loose strings from the sewing process, which immediately come out (sticking to the dildo, your hands, you name it) when you pull out your dildo. It doesn’t matter functionally as you should give your dildo a rinse before use anyway, but it’s super annoying.
Material and Care – Uberrime Splendid Gentleman
The Uberrime Splendid (in all sizes – small, medium, or large) is made from platinum silicone. This is a super bodysafe material (which is why so many kitchen utensils are silicone). It’s non-toxic and you’re able to totally sterilize it for sharing.
For everyday cleaning, I wash with warm, soapy water before and after each use. Let it air dry.
If you’d like to sterilize it, soak in a 10% bleach / 90% water solution for 30 minutes. You’ll want to do this after using anally, or if you’re going to share with someone else.
If you’d like to add lubricant (which I recommend, because silicone is sticky), I recommend my favourite silicone-safe water-based lubricant, Sliquid H2O.
Overall thoughts from my Uberrime Splendid Gentleman review
So, which do I personally prefer?
For me, it’s a toss-up between the Small and the Medium. The Small is efficient, tiny, but still packs a punch. It’s lighter on the texture, but I don’t mind; I love that it’s a small, compact little package.
And the medium, of course, is just so perfect in every way – it gives you the best of everything: size, texture, and stimulation.
The Large is just too big for me to use on the fly, because it requires a ton of warm-up (and I’m a lazy one). Of course, this preference is super subjective; if you’re a size queen, you’re most likely going to want to grab the Large.
Head on over to Peepshow Toys to purchase the Uberrime Splendid in Small, Medium, or Large. Why do I like Peepshow Toys? They exclusively carry this line. They also ship internationally, only carry body-safe products, and you can get a 10% discount off your whole purchase with coupon code RUBY.