When you’re not using this as a vibrator, it can totally double up as a prosthetic purple tongue.
External Vibrators
Review: Je Joue MiMi Classic
The MiMi has become one of those vibes that I keep in my regular-rotation. It gets the job done and looks pretty while doing so.
Review: Magic Wand Original
I can’t believe I’ve never owned one of these before. The Magic Wand Original is remarkably powerful. The orgasms I get are so good they feel like they’re a different orgasm. They’re my orgasm’s orgasms.
Review: We-Vibe Touch
Most toys don’t work for my body right away. Generally, I have to try a toy several times before I grow to love and appreciate it. Not this toy. With the We-Vibe Touch, much like the Tango, my body loved it right away. During my first play session, I only lasted around 2 minutes before I was hurled into multiple-orgasm-mode. Thank you, We-Vibe.
Review: Fifty Shades of Grey Wickedly Tempting Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator
The FSoG Wickedly Tempting Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator has a very sleek, streamlined appearance. Asides from a few minor physical details, it holds very obvious similarities to the LELO Mia. The bullet vibe is made from ABS plastic. It’s divided in half by a bar that holds the (-) and (+) buttons. The vibe’s shorter end comes off to reveal a USB port that you plug into your computer for charging. The other end, the one you press against you, is a thin cylinder that tapers off to a soft point. The base has a flat surface so can stand upright. I have no complaints about the design.
Review: Jopen Key Charms Lace Vibe
The Jopen Key Charms Lace is quite pretty. I usually don’t like this shade of hot pink, but this vibe manages to catch my eye all the same. It’s unique, and I have a penchant for unique things. This is the first clitoral vibe I own that is so distinctly textured with nubs. I really love the look of the spherical nubs and fish-net stripes that run up and down the vibe. Though this is strictly a clitoral vibe, Jopen did make a larger, insertable version called the Key Ceres Lace.
Review: LELO Smart Wand (Large)
While there’s always something cute and lovable about small vibrators, the LELO Smart Wand has given me a new appreciation for large vibrators. Large things are sexy, and there’s something deeply satisfying about holding this foot-long luxury vibe and thinking, “Yup…ALL of this is for my tiny clit.” It’s big, it’s weighty, and it’s hard to resist the temptation to brandish it like a club.
Review: We-Vibe Tango
The Tango doesn’t seek to impress with any stunning design or appearance. It doesn’t need to. The Tango is a small, quaint little object. I say quaint because the shade of blue is so cute, so nondescript, so unassuming. When I held it in my hand for the first time, it was so underwhelming that I wondered how something so ordinary-looking could get such good reviews. But the Tango is one of my favourites.
Review: California Exotic Luxe Rejuvenate Vibe
I don’t generally use non-silicone vibrators, but this vibe looked like a decent impulse purchase. The Luxe Rejuvenate Vibe from California Exotic Novelties is inexpensive and pretty, two things that get me every time.
So lets get to it, shall we?