There are some things I really like about this vibrator, and there are some things that I’m just not satisfied with.
By Material
Review: Tails and Portholes Male Nereid Dildo
When I use this fantasy dildo, my vagina is in a happy place.
Review: Polar Jade Medium Nephrite Jade Egg
This nephrite jade is so dark, so opaque, that I can barely distinguish the colour green. At first glance, it looks like a warm black. Under pure white light outside, however, you can see that it’s a deep, rich, green.
Review: Je Joue MiMi Classic
The MiMi has become one of those vibes that I keep in my regular-rotation. It gets the job done and looks pretty while doing so.
Review: Tantus Uncut #1
Sometimes I feel like Tantus is the king of all dildo companies. Not a tyrannical king, no, but a good one that listens to its people’s needs and wants.
Because this dildo meets 4 things I needed and wanted: (1) It’s silicone; (2) It features dual density firmness; (3) It’s realistic; and (4) It has a foreskin! Thank you, King Tantus, thank you!
Review: Revel Body SOL + REACH + Travel Case
Who needs a rubber duck when you have this to play with in your bubble bath?
Review: Fleshjack Boys Spencer Reed’s Dildo
This dildo, thanks to the life-casting gods, gives you a dildo that’s not stereotypically handsome. The shaft bulges in some spots. The coronal ridge is kind of funky, straight where ridges are often round. The head is slightly asymmetrical. It has the overall effect of not looking particularly youthful, instead giving you impression that this dick is is worldly and experienced. Okay, maybe I’m getting ahead of myself and projecting too much onto it. But still. I love that this dildo isn’t aesthetically perfect. It’s interesting to look at.
Review: Crystal Delights Crystal Twist Color Dildo
The Crystal Twist Color Dildo securely belongs in my “Could Pass as Modern Art” box of sex toys. The shaft consists of 3 layers of spiraled glass, arriving at a triangular point at the head. At the bottom, the body of the dildo flares out to form an anal-safe base, complete with a Swarovski crystal.
The screw-like nature of this dildo makes it incompatible with thrusting. Instead, this design encourages you to twist the dildo in and out of your body. Yup, folks: this toy will literally screw you.
Review: Fleshlight Girls Tanya Tate Lotus
Well, this is a pretty vulva.
Review: BS Atelier Alex Noise
I requested this specific product because of its incredible splashes of color. It’s something I’ve never seen before. Set against a light blue base, Alex is spattered with red, dark blue, and yellow. There’s no logical pattern to these globs of colour, and I can easily imagine a BS Atelier employee happily pouring assorted colors in the silicone mix without much thought. The result is really stunning. Though most of the blobs are large, there’s several long strings and fine specs of color as well. It’s truly a work of art.