I was first attracted to the ZINI Ran by its black and gold design — it’s a colour combination I’ve always loved, but it’s hard to find in the market. Combined with the bulbous head, it looked like a solid addition to my collection.
The Eroscillator is a weird looking thing. That’s not necessarily a bad thing…it certainly stands out in amongst my dildos and bullet vibes. And, thanks to its funny shape, I don’t think many people could recognize this as a sex toy unless they already owned one of these.
I’m no stranger to the importance of Kegel exercises. But I suck at them, truly I do, which is probably why my vagina can’t yet crush boulders into fine sand (I’m working on it though). I struggle with staying in the habit of doing something as tedious as consciously clenching my PC muscles every day. So, when I heard about Kegel balls, I rejoiced because, finally, I could exercise my PC muscles without having to think about every single conscious clench.
The Tenga Iroha Mini is a small palm-sized clitoral vibrator. It’s roughly shaped into a triangle. The bottom portion (blue) screws off to accommodate one AAA battery. The orange portion tapers to a soft tip to provide pinpoint stimulation. It’s elegant, aesthetically-pleasing, and remarkably discreet. Nothing about it screams “SEXY TIME” so you could get away with leaving this on your windowsill without it scandalizing your neighbors (though if you do manage to scandalize your neighbours, good on ya).
The FSoG Wickedly Tempting Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator has a very sleek, streamlined appearance. Asides from a few minor physical details, it holds very obvious similarities to the LELO Mia. The bullet vibe is made from ABS plastic. It’s divided in half by a bar that holds the (-) and (+) buttons. The vibe’s shorter end comes off to reveal a USB port that you plug into your computer for charging. The other end, the one you press against you, is a thin cylinder that tapers off to a soft point. The base has a flat surface so can stand upright. I have no complaints about the design.
Isn’t it cute? It looks like a happy little Easter egg. I kind of want to find a bird’s nest for it…
Siri sports the first shade of pink that I actually like on a sex toy. Generally speaking, if a sex toy is going to be pink, it’s going to be a loud HOT pink. But this is a soft, feminine, adorable pink. It reminds me of Easter egg hunts and strawberry ice-cream.
I find that, when my partner has thrust inside of me, the vibe does actually feel better because he causes the vibe to press up firmly against my clitoris. This of course will not happen outside of missionary position, so this may not be the best choice this if your favorite position is something else. I think this vibe can be quite handy if your partner has a large stomach. During missionary sex, your partner’s belly can get in the way of you accessing your clitoris with your hands or larger vibrators, so this vibe offers a tidy option for such circumstances.
The Bad Dragon Bullet Vibrator follows a classic look. The remote control, powered by three AAA batteries, has a streamlined appearence, fairly long and narrow and simple in design. The Bad Dragon logo is plastered on the warm matte black remote. There are two switches: On/Off and Mode. The modes Off, Low, Medium and High are followed by four pulsation patterns.
The Tango doesn’t seek to impress with any stunning design or appearance. It doesn’t need to. The Tango is a small, quaint little object. I say quaint because the shade of blue is so cute, so nondescript, so unassuming. When I held it in my hand for the first time, it was so underwhelming that I wondered how something so ordinary-looking could get such good reviews. But the Tango is one of my favourites.
Initially, I was really excited about the PicoBong Mahana vibe. The Mahana stood out among the never-ending rows and columns of clit vibrators on the online sex toy store. Clit and g-spot stimulation, at once? Always a good thing, amiright?
Maybe not always.