The Hot Octopuss Queen Bee is an odd looking sex toy. When you pick it up, you have the strongest, strangest feeling that it’s designed for styling hair.
I am a fervent lover of tea. I have a cup of English Breakfast tea at 6 am with breakfast, then again with elevenses, and then I need another one by afternoon tea. And then I get home and need twor three more cups before bed.
I am a tea drinker, okay, through and through. So when I saw this line of dildos, they spoke to me. Be still, my beating heart…
I don’t generally use the word adorable with sex toys, but it definitely applies here. Just look at it. Small, beanlike, and whimsical, the Zalo Baby Star Bullet Vibrator is the stuff of fairytales.
Both of these harnesses are super useful! The Dildo Harness ensures I can use practically any dildo, not just suction cup dildos, and the Wand Harness lets me enjoy dual stimulation and hands-free orgasms.
Behold: the LoveArc. A self-propelled, quiet, portable sex machine.
On paper, the NU Sensuelle Joie sounds fantastic. It’s waterproof, rechargeable, pin-pointed, and silicone.
A little while ago, I reviewed the Fun Factory Amor in pink. Though I found the toy to be SUPER cute, I was irritated by its strange, gritty, uncomfortable surface. A few days after publishing the review, Fun Factory reached out to me to see if they could send me another Amor.
With that deep red body and the 24 karat gold plated base, the Zalo Marie strikes me as a gift fit for a queen.
Even if you don’t like pink… you’ve got to admit… this one is cute.
The njoy Pure Wand is engineered to provide intense G-spot or prostate pleasure.