This is probably the most thrilling experience for any new sex toy reviewer. As someone who used to longingly gaze at sex toys I’d never be able to afford, having them sent to me for free….well, you don’t quite get over that feeling.
Is being an affiliate worth it? Yes. Possibly. In some cases, it’s been totally worth it for me.
So. You’ve gotten a name down, you’ve propped up a blog design, and you’re ready to write. There’s nothing else stopping you. Start. Writing.
I’ve helped a fair number of new blogs start up. I’ve answered a lot of questions and I’ve always been really happy to introduce new bloggers to a few newbie-friendly companies for review toys. I’ve thought about starting a guide like this for some time, and figured now is as good as time as any to do it.
On a weekly basis, I help people find new sex toys. They’re often surprised to hear that their sex toys are unsafe. I usually have to tell them that they have to get rid of most of the sex toys they own, which prompts a lot of confusion and questions.
I’ve repeated myself so often that I’ve decided just put a brief summary here to refer people I’m chatting to.
You need a gift that’s perfect. So here are my sex toy holiday gift suggestions!
Ads like this work to alienate people. When you see how you’ve become a punchline in an ad, you immediately feel like that space, that product, is not meant for you. It’s not safe for you. It doesn’t want you. You’re not worth it. You don’t deserve it.
I’m a huge fan of the Pleasure Works Pop Tops line. These inexpensive silicone attachments slip over the head of your wand vibrator, allowing you to increase your wand’s versatility and focus the vibrations in different ways.
Once in a while, I’m reminded that sex toys still weird some people out.
To be honest, I hate hearing people comment on how tight a person’s vagina is. I hate hearing people fret about how tight they are. It causes me an involuntary flinch reaction, a grimace, a turn of the head. It makes me uncomfortable, intensely uncomfortable. And that’s okay.