I had trouble deciding whether or not I should slot this review into my “realistic” feature category of toys. The Real Nude Ergo clearly resembles a penis. It has testicles. It has a head with some sort of coronal ridge. And it comes in this peachy skin tone as well as a darker skin tone. But the realism ends there.
RRR: Ruby’s Reading Recommendations #1
Today is the start of a new weekly series on Miss Ruby Reviews.
Each Sunday, I’ll highlight a few of my favourite reads from across the sex blogging community from the previous week. I’ll highlight posts based on any number of reasons, such as for impressive detail, pretty photos, awesome personality, or for making me laugh. If I missed a totally fabulous article/review that you think should be up here, let me know. I encourage you all to check out these reviews/articles, leave a comment, and let them know what you think!
Review: LELO Luna Beads
I’m no stranger to the importance of Kegel exercises. But I suck at them, truly I do, which is probably why my vagina can’t yet crush boulders into fine sand (I’m working on it though). I struggle with staying in the habit of doing something as tedious as consciously clenching my PC muscles every day. So, when I heard about Kegel balls, I rejoiced because, finally, I could exercise my PC muscles without having to think about every single conscious clench.
Review: Tantus T-Rex
Okay, okay… I’m not sure if you actually have to fantasize about a great big purple dinosaur while using it. But, if any of you secretly have a burning urge to do so, now is your time to shine.
Real Neat Blog Award
So, apparently a few kind souls think that my blog is neat. A big thank you to Naughty Reenie, Kinky Kitten, Ninja Sexology, Deviant Kitten, Formidable Femme and Perineum Plunders! You ladies (and gent) are awesome. I’m glad that my super bright green, blue, and red blog doesn’t give you too much of a headache for you to think my blog is un-neat.
Review: Exotic-Erotics Halfling
I’ve racked my brain trying to decide what I love the most about the Exotic-Erotics Halfling. Is it the adorable flushed rosy head? Is it the thin flap of silicone where the shaft tapers into the balls? Is it those delicious veined textures? I don’t know. All I know is that I need one for every room in my house.
Giveaway: Tantus Charmer Dildo
I enjoyed the last giveaway so much that I’m bringing you another one! My blog just had its 4th month anniversary and I wanted to celebrate by giving you the chance to win a Tantus Charmer dildo in Midnight Purple!
Review: We-Vibe Touch
Most toys don’t work for my body right away. Generally, I have to try a toy several times before I grow to love and appreciate it. Not this toy. With the We-Vibe Touch, much like the Tango, my body loved it right away. During my first play session, I only lasted around 2 minutes before I was hurled into multiple-orgasm-mode. Thank you, We-Vibe.
Guide: Comparing the We-Vibe Touch vs. the We-Vibe Tango
Before I bought the Tango, I struggled to decide which toy to get. The Tango? Or the Touch? They’re both waterproof and rechargeable and they have the same motor, so you think they’d feel perform the same. But….they actually perform quite differently.
Both the Tango and the Touch work wonders for me, but I still prefer the Tango. If you’re unsure which toy to go for, I hope my Tango vs Touch guide will help you!
Review: Fifty Shades of Grey Hard Limits Restraint Kit
I really like how versatile this set is is. Those adjustable straps let you turn your ordinary furniture into a playground, which is remarkably convenient. As far as restraint sets go, I think this was was a pretty perfect fit for my needs. Plus, this set is reeeeaaaally comfortable. My wrists and ankles feel like they’re snug in a pair of wrist and ankle warmers. The fuzzy underside of the cuffs make these very cozy. If you want to be in agony from your restraints, look elsewhere.