Finding Gems
I don’t know even where to… I feel so….Look at….MY NAME IS ON THE DILDO.
To be honest, I almost find it weird to call Silvarus’ creations “dildos” because they’re so much more that that. Looking at them, you can’t help but appreciate this artist’s craft. They’re art. They’re magical.
This dildo’s design can be summed up as “one stunning willy.” The dildo itself is crazily detailed because it’s a life cast (courtesy of male porn star, Pierre Fitch). I’ve never watched any of his porn, so I’m not best-buddies with his penis and I can’t tell you how accurate and true-to-life this dildo is. But I can tell/show you is the detail here is meticulous.
Today is the second installment of this weekly series on Miss Ruby Reviews.
Every week, I read through newly-posted sex toy reviews and news about the industry. I love running this blog, and I love seeing what other great bloggers and companies are up to. There are soooo many reviews/articles out there that I admire, and I want all of you to see them too!
I’m excited about MysteryVibe’s Crescendo because it sounds like an adaptable toy. This toy doesn’t pretend that all cis women are built the same way, want the same thing, or orgasm the same way. The Crescendo understands that cis women need to adapt toys for their individual needs, and for these reasons, I’m pumped to see this hit the market.
Like many Kegel exercisers, these balls consist of an internal free-roaming weight inside a shell. This means that, when you shake them, you’ll hear a soft, deep, jiggle as they knock about the shell.
I had trouble deciding whether or not I should slot this review into my “realistic” feature category of toys. The Real Nude Ergo clearly resembles a penis. It has testicles. It has a head with some sort of coronal ridge. And it comes in this peachy skin tone as well as a darker skin tone. But the realism ends there.
Today is the start of a new weekly series on Miss Ruby Reviews.
Each Sunday, I’ll highlight a few of my favourite reads from across the sex blogging community from the previous week. I’ll highlight posts based on any number of reasons, such as for impressive detail, pretty photos, awesome personality, or for making me laugh. If I missed a totally fabulous article/review that you think should be up here, let me know. I encourage you all to check out these reviews/articles, leave a comment, and let them know what you think!
I’m no stranger to the importance of Kegel exercises. But I suck at them, truly I do, which is probably why my vagina can’t yet crush boulders into fine sand (I’m working on it though). I struggle with staying in the habit of doing something as tedious as consciously clenching my PC muscles every day. So, when I heard about Kegel balls, I rejoiced because, finally, I could exercise my PC muscles without having to think about every single conscious clench.
Okay, okay… I’m not sure if you actually have to fantasize about a great big purple dinosaur while using it. But, if any of you secretly have a burning urge to do so, now is your time to shine.
So, apparently a few kind souls think that my blog is neat. A big thank you to Naughty Reenie, Kinky Kitten, Ninja Sexology, Deviant Kitten, Formidable Femme and Perineum Plunders! You ladies (and gent) are awesome. I’m glad that my super bright green, blue, and red blog doesn’t give you too much of a headache for you to think my blog is un-neat.
