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Review: Crystal Delights Crystal Twist Color Dildo

July 2, 2015 by Miss Ruby 30 Comments

The Crystal Twist Color Dildo securely belongs in my “Could Pass as Modern Art” box of sex toys. The shaft consists of 3 layers of spiraled glass, arriving at a triangular point at the head. At the bottom, the body of the dildo flares out to form an anal-safe base, complete with a Swarovski crystal.

The screw-like nature of this dildo makes it incompatible with thrusting. Instead, this design encourages you to twist the dildo in and out of your body. Yup, folks: this toy will literally screw you.

Review: Fleshlight Girls Tanya Tate Lotus

June 29, 2015 by Miss Ruby 26 Comments

Well, this is a pretty vulva.

RRR: Ruby’s Reading Recommendations #5

June 28, 2015 by Miss Ruby 2 Comments

Today is the fifth installment of this weekly series on Miss Ruby Reviews.

Every week, I read through newly-posted sex toy reviews and news about the industry. I love running this blog, and I love seeing what other great bloggers and companies are up to. There are soooo many reviews/articles out there that I admire, and I want all of you to see them too!

Review: BS Atelier Alex Noise

June 25, 2015 by Miss Ruby 18 Comments

I requested this specific product because of its incredible splashes of color. It’s something I’ve never seen before. Set against a light blue base, Alex is spattered with red, dark blue, and yellow. There’s no logical pattern to these globs of colour, and I can easily imagine a BS Atelier employee happily pouring assorted colors in the silicone mix without much thought. The result is really stunning. Though most of the blobs are large, there’s several long strings and fine specs of color as well. It’s truly a work of art.

Review: Magic Wand Original

June 23, 2015 by Miss Ruby 38 Comments

I can’t believe I’ve never owned one of these before. The Magic Wand Original is remarkably powerful. The orgasms I get are so good they feel like they’re a different orgasm. They’re my orgasm’s orgasms.

RRR: Ruby’s Reading Recommendations #4

June 21, 2015 by Miss Ruby 1 Comment

Today is the fourth installment of this weekly series on Miss Ruby Reviews.

Review: Tantus Vibrating Pack ‘n Play No.2

June 15, 2015 by Miss Ruby 6 Comments

The Vibrating Pack ‘n Play No. 2 is a dildo designed to be both a packer and a dildo. Meant to eliminate the need to carry around two separate products, this toy is theoretically soft enough to wear beneath clothes but hard enough for penetration.

I love that this dildo looks streamlined and neat. The Vibrating Pack ‘n Play No. 2 caught my eye because it has the same body as my much-loved Mark O2. Semi-realistic and stylized, this dildo sports a lightly-veined shaft and a shiny head.

RRR: Ruby’s Reading Recommendations #3

June 14, 2015 by Miss Ruby Leave a Comment

Today is the third installment of this weekly series on Miss Ruby Reviews.

Review: Silvarus Double Drop Dildo

June 9, 2015 by Miss Ruby 19 Comments

I don’t know even where to… I feel so….Look at….MY NAME IS ON THE DILDO.

To be honest, I almost find it weird to call Silvarus’ creations “dildos” because they’re so much more that that. Looking at them, you can’t help but appreciate this artist’s craft. They’re art. They’re magical.

Review: Fleshjack Boys Pierre Fitch’s Dildo

June 8, 2015 by Miss Ruby 17 Comments

This dildo’s design can be summed up as “one stunning willy.” The dildo itself is crazily detailed because it’s a life cast (courtesy of male porn star, Pierre Fitch). I’ve never watched any of his porn, so I’m not best-buddies with his penis and I can’t tell you how accurate and true-to-life this dildo is. But I can tell/show you is the detail here is meticulous.