1st UPDATE (JULY 25): All the products on this page will be another 10% off! I’ll apply the discount on your invoice!
I’ve decided to host another sale to help free up some space in my house. I didn’t run one last year because of COVID and slow shipping times, but things are a little bit more back to normal. This is my 4th sale so far — my last three were massively successful and sold out within a few weeks.
Why do I do this?
Most of these toys are awesome and from great brands, and I’ll miss them when they go, but I simply don’t have space for them all. Pruning my collection enables me to open my closet doors without dildos tumbling out. I don’t sell items because I don’t like them…most of these I love. Rather, I sell items that: (a) are large and take up valuable space; (b) would be embarrassing if my mother found them (AKA: are super realistic!); and, (c) are similar to items I’ll review again in the future.
- Unless marked as SOLD, each toy on this page is still available.
- There are NO holds.
- All of these toys are non-porous and bodysafe (sterilizable).
- Most toys that came with storage pouches still have them.
- Rechargeable vibes all come with their original charger and will be travel-locked if possible.
- I’ll make sure that each vibe is in working order before sending, but assume that you’ll need to recharge them before first use.
- I’ll clean them beforehand, but I encourage you to sanitize them to your heart’s delight when you receive them.
- If they no longer have their original box, toys will be wrapped neatly in white gift tissue paper and placed in secure and discreet packaging.
- None of these toys have been used butt-ally. Some have never been used or opened (I point these out below). The rest have been used gently (only enough to write an informed review).
- I will reduce prices further periodically, so keep this page bookmarked and check back often. However, do not ask me for a raincheck or to reduce the price specifically/privately for you.
HOW TO BUY
Contact me through email (missrubyreviews[at]gmail[dot]com) or through my contact form and let me know what you’d like. I’ll send you an invoice to let you know the total price (price of toys + shipping). I’ll cross the toys off from the list when the invoice is paid. No holds.
- Make sure that your shipping address is in your PayPal profile before sending payment so I can print a shipping label.
- PayPal now requires a receiver’s phone number for any non-Canadian shipments. Include this information in a message to me.
- Please do not put “sex toy” in the description when sending over your payment, as PayPal might freeze the transaction.
- For USA and Canada, tracked shipping is $16 USD total for 1-4 toys. This doesn’t cover the full cost, but I’ll cover the rest myself. For more than 4 toys, I’ll need to give you an exact quote.
- If you’re outside of the USA and Canada, I can get you a quote based on the weight.
- If you are outside of Canada, the customs declaration will not say sex toy.
- The return address will list “M.R.R.” and a temporary PO Box. As it is a temporary PO Box, make sure your shipping address is correct as I will not have access to returned parcels.
- I’ll make 1 trip per week to the Post Office. This means your parcel may ship anywhere between 1-7 days after payment.
All prices are in US Dollars (USD). My prices are 50 – 100% off original retail values. Please note that you’re responsible for any customs fees and do not request toys if you are under 18 or live in a region where it is illegal to import sex toys. No returns or refunds.
TOYS – Lot 1 of 8 – Vibrators
TOYS – Lot 2 of 8 – Vibrators Cont’d
SOLD #17 – PinkCherry Bullet Vibe *UNOPENED and FREE
SOLD #24 – 60SXOhh vibrator – $69 USD Retail (discontinued) – My Review – My Price $27.60 USD (60% off)
TOYS – Lot 3 of 8 – Suction
TOYS – Lot 4 of 8 – Rabbits & Eggs
SOLD #40 – S-HANDE WeJoy (UNOPENED) – $36 USD Retail – *FREE
TOYS – Lot 5 of 8 – Self-Thrusting Toys
Lot 6 of 8 – Dildos
SOLD #51 – Uberrime Bag of Dicks – $24.95 USD Retail – My price $0 USD (100% off)
SOLD #52 – Monster Cocks CreatureCock – $399 USD retail – gorgeous fantasy dildo – Review here – My price $99.75 USD (75% off)
SOLD #55 – Uberrime Triple Density Bella – $149 USD Retail – My Review – My price $74.50 USD (50% off)
Lot 7 of 8 – Wands
#59 – Sona Sync – $164 USD Retail (discontinued) – My price $57.40 USD (65% off)
Lot 8 of 8 – Assorted
SOLD #69 – LoveArc + Dildo Harness + Wand Harness – $319 + $89 + $116 = $524 USD Retail – Arc Review – Harnesses Review – My Price $262 USD (50% off)
*This will be dissembled for transport. Due to the size/weight, shipping for this item is +$52 to the USA! Ask me for a quote if you are in a different country.
#72 – We-Vibe Discover Gift Box* – $249 USD Retail – My Review – My price is $74.70 USD (70% off) *Excludes We-Vibe Tango. Much of this box hasn’t been used (such as the Womanizer Starlet ($79 value), tickler, candle, dice, lube, and sash). Includes the rest, like the Dusk ($49 value), Couples Vibrator, and Kegel Ball.