Yup. You read correctly. These are the Bad Dragon “Teenie Weenies,” which I’m pretty sure takes the cake as one of the hilariously-accurate names out there. Because these Teenie Weenies are indeed teenie weenies. What are these? One of the great things about 3D printing your designs is that companies can easily scale up and…
Flint is an eyeful. There is just SO much to look at here, so much to touch, and so much to feel. It’s a texture-junkie’s dream. This dildo looks epic. I don’t know how else to word it.
The Bad Dragon Bullet Vibrator follows a classic look. The remote control, powered by three AAA batteries, has a streamlined appearence, fairly long and narrow and simple in design. The Bad Dragon logo is plastered on the warm matte black remote. There are two switches: On/Off and Mode. The modes Off, Low, Medium and High are followed by four pulsation patterns.
Okay, that’s it for me…I surrender to being totally and unequivocally hooked on Bad Dragon toys. David the Werewolf is, as it’s aptly named, modeled after a stylized representation of a fantasy werewolf. I’d never seen or bought a werewolf-style dildo before, so this was an exciting opportunity for me to explore them. I initially assumed that David would be lacking in detail and texture. Other Bad Dragon toys have scales and spikes and lines, and David looks relatively detail-less. But I was wrong. When you look closely, you realize that it’s covered in detail.
Bad Dragon’s Anthro Dragon is very pleasing to the eye. The curved shaft is propped up by a puffy balls base which means that this toy is safe for anal use but may not be compatible with all harnesses. Horizontal lines encircle the shaft and the balls, giving texture to the otherwise smooth surface. The head is an interesting piece of work; a bulging foreskin wraps around a thick coronal ridge, giving the shaft a definite jump in girth.
Bad Dragon kindly included a full bottle of white Bad Dragon Cum Lube with my order for the Anthro Dragon. I was really excited to find this lube in the delivery box because it marks my first experience with a lube that resembles semen. . Packaged in 250 mL bottles, Cum Lube comes in two varieties: white and clear. Being water-based, Cum Lube can be safely used with any type of material, including silicone.