Update #1: Just slashed a bunch of the prices – now most are at least 60% off.
Help me make room in my closet for clothes! I literally don’t have space for, you know, clothes and necessities and such.
I’ve decided to host another sale to help free up some space in my house — This is my 3rd annual sale — my last two were massively successful and sold out within a few weeks.
Most of these toys are awesome and from super wonderful luxury brands (We-Vibe, Womanizer, Magic Wand, Fun Factory, etc), and I’ll miss them when they go, but I simply don’t have space for them all. I’ve set aside a small portion of my collection and I’m putting my remaining toys on sale.
- Unless marked as SOLD, each toy on this page is still available
- All of these toys are non-porous and bodysafe (sterilizable)
- Most toys that came with storage pouches still have them
- Rechargeable vibes all come with their original charger and will be travel-locked if possible
- I’ll make sure that each vibe is in working order before sending, but assume that you’ll need to recharge them before first use
- I’ll clean them beforehand, but of course I encourage you to sanitize them to your heart’s delight when you receive them
- If they no longer have their original box, toys will be wrapped neatly in white gift tissue paper and placed in secure and discreet packaging.
- None of these toys have been used butt-ally. Some have never been used or opened (I point these out below). The rest have been used gently (only enough to write an informed review).
HOW TO BUY
First come, first served. Contact me through email (missrubyreviews[at]gmail[dot]com), through twitter DM, or through my contact page and let me know what you’d like. I’ll send you a PayPal invoice (price of toys + shipping). I’ll cross the toys off from the list when I get Paypal payment with my requested amount plus shipping.
- Make sure that your shipping address is in your PayPal profile before sending payment so I can print a shipping label.
- PayPal now requires a receiver’s phone number for any non-Canadian shipments. Include this information in a message to me.
- Please do not put “sex toy” in the description when sending over your payment, as PayPal might freeze the transaction.
- For USA and Canada, tracked shipping is $14 USD total for 1-3 toys. This doesn’t cover the full cost, but I’ll cover the rest myself. For more than 3 toys, I’ll need to give you an exact quote.
- If you’re outside of the USA and Canada, I can get you a quote based on the weight of the items.
- If you are outside of Canada, the customs declaration will say “Silicone Sculpture.”
- For my privacy, the return address will list “M.R.R.” and a temporary PO Box and temporary phone number. As it is a temporary PO Box, make sure your shipping address is correct as I will not have access to returned parcels.
Please note that all prices are in US Dollars (USD). My prices are 55 – 90% off original retail values (which I grabbed from the manufacturers and stores like SheVibe). Please note that you’re responsible for any customs fees and do not request toys if you are under 18 or live in a region where it is illegal to import sex toys. No returns or refunds.
TOYS – Lot 1
TOYS – Lot 2
#15 – Sona Sync – $164 USD Retail – My price $57.40 USD (65% off)
#18 – Not ready for sale yet.
TOYS – Lot 3
#21 – We-Vibe Discover Gift Box* – $249 USD Retail – My Review – My price is $87.15 USD (65% off) *Excludes We-Vibe Tango. Much of this box haven’t been used (Womanizer Starlet ($79 value), tickler, candle, dice, lube, and sash) have been opened for photographs, but not used. Includes the rest, like the Dusk ($49 value), Couples Vibrator, and Kegel Ball.
#23 – SOLD
Womanizer Pro40 – Retailed at $129 USD – My Review – My price $45.15 USD (65% off)
#24 – CLAIMED
Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Gen * – $56 USD Retail – FREE to the first buyer to purchase 3 items. *Opened, but never used
TOYS – Lot 4
#33 – Not ready for sale yet.
#34 – Not ready for sale yet.
#35 – Not ready for sale yet.
#36 – Monster Cocks CreatureCock – $399 USD – (review is scheduled, msg if you want a preview) – My price $179.55 USD (55% off)